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Craig Austin
Modernism, Futurism, cheap essential scenery. Assoc. Editor , Director . I believe in the radical possibilities of pleasure.
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Craig Austin 10h
Lovely to see using The Duke as the setting for its latest promo campaign; London’s premier Patrick Hamilton pub.
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Elvis Buñuelo 13h
Next year’s John Lewis ad: a haggard Ed Miliband is continually interrupted just before he can eat a delicious sandwich. He comes downstairs Christmas morning to find dozens of individually wrapped sandwiches waiting under the tree. Soundtrack: Pavement – Major Leagues.
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Craig Austin Nov 16
Replying to @ScottySlungLow
This has ‘Yes Please!’ written all over it.
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Craig Austin Nov 16
Replying to @ScottySlungLow
Synthetic, my arse. He was still wearing leather kecks! Hardly the most practical trouser to be wearing on all those nights he *allegedly* spent at Shoom.
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Craig Austin Nov 16
Replying to @ScottySlungLow
Ha! That’s *exactly* the kind of thing I want to see on a Friday night.
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Craig Austin Nov 16
Replying to @ScottySlungLow
Who says there’s no advertising on the BBC? Stellar work by the Sony marketing team.
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Craig Austin Nov 15
Goblin in the Foreign Office.
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Craig Austin Nov 15
Yes, this is a disgrace; though when a non-English nation inadvertently votes for English nationalism it shouldn’t be entirely surprised when it gets kicked to the kerb.
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✨🍀 Nov 15
Will Esther McVey be sanctioned for quitting her job?
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Craig Austin Nov 15
Replying to @ScottySlungLow
Just one of the reasons you can’t sign her. The other being that she can’t play the piano.
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John Niven HQ Nov 15
There was a Junior Brexit Minister? There was someone who looked up to Raab? Fuck me this is a hell of a day.
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Craig Austin Nov 15
Replying to @ScottySlungLow
Sorry, mate. She hasn’t had enough likes on Instagram - a key tenet of your recruitment policy.
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Craig Austin Nov 14
Replying to @batpeople
Definitive.
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Craig Austin Nov 14
Much more likely.
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Paul Bronks Nov 13
"Dave, thank God you're home. A bit of the door fell off"
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Craig Austin Nov 14
Started the day by getting into a row about bus/phone etiquette with a man in a ‘Catford Beer Festival’ t-shirt. Am increasingly concerned that my life is turning into a series of vignettes from songs by Half Man Half Biscuit.
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Andrew Mueller Nov 14
It is wretched to contemplate the time, energy and money Britain has wasted - and is yet to waste - on the whims of the most honkingly obvious shower of spivs, charlatans and yahoos.
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Big Joanie Nov 14
So icymi yesterday we broke down twice, were shafted by and were nearly forced to cancel our remaining tour dates with Parquet Courts. We’re gonna persevere but could really use some help recouping our losses. Please RT: 🚐💔
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Craig Austin Nov 13
Replying to @sandgroper2501
The very best of men, Bruce. We were lucky to have loved, and been loved by him. Hope all is well with you all.
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chris stein Nov 12
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