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⚑paper trails⚑ Nov 12
. Met this sweetheart on a walk and let me approach and meowed at me, tolerated pets and being picked up and hugged 10/10
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awarsblade Nov 12
Kari was successful and made off with my second straw. 10/10 to her for nearly taking it to the secret straw stash. Thankfully the straw was retrieved and she didn't try to take my water.
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awarsblade Nov 12
Dinah, Daisy's sister, earns a half a million points for investigation a possible water cup stealing abilities. Also, a million points to Delilah, the third sister, for mouse skills. No pictures of her dashing up a woman to get it.
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awarsblade Nov 12
The other half a million to Dinah for trapping me by taking a nap on my computer. Since we didn't have the heart to move her, I was stuck until she woke.
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Rebecca Taylor Nov 12
Station cat hogging all the Metros today.
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Jane Hoskyn 23h
Met this tiny beasticle on my way to the park. 0/10 for restraint, 11/10 for new wave colour scheme
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Emma Taylor Nov 12
Beautiful day, no rain, so why the cat puddle sleeping on my bed?
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T a m a r Nov 12
State of this. Looked keen; was not. 4/10
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Arsey Mrs Nov 12
This is Cookie. She’s currently living in the cat box I built in the woodshed/porch. 15/10 for cuteness -13 for having my hand off yesterday lifting her away from our dog Monty and me now on antibiotics with a hand the size of Homer Simpsons for my efforts πŸ™„
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David Chandler Nov 12
20 years old and a bit decrepit, but in his dreams he’s still out chasing mice. 11/10
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e πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™ Nov 12
. Fussed a Tesco cat. Super placid, took some pettings, then politely asserted boundaries when done. 15/10: 10/10 for nice pets, extra 5 for communicating very clearly.
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Claire Nov 12
meet Rum and Raisin, my parents cats who are staying with me for respite for a few weeks. +2 for great names, -1 for Rum being indistinguishable from my own cat when viewed from above, -5 for enormous quantities of black cat hair shed around house. Solid 20/10.
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Ben Wolfe, PhD Nov 12
Saw this adorable floof in Cambridge. Didn’t want pets, but came to fence to say hi. 10/10
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Rev. Bison Sexhorn Nov 12
This brute. This beast. This furry nighttime menace ❀️ (1/2)
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Rev. Bison Sexhorn Nov 12
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It Would. Not. Leave. Oh god I love this big fat fool so much. You may also be able to hear a stranger laughing at how utterly doomed I am by that cat. Perfect and terrible. 15/10
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Nick Jones Nov 11
This hedgerow sceptic could not be drawn in conversation, nor persuaded to saunter forth for a scritch or even a scratch. 0/10 for conviviality but 10/10 for complete catness.
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Amanita Nov 11
Meet Rock Star Reno...I only knew him from thrilling encounters in the night until he got injured. Nursed back to health, he moved into a neighbors garage and now only does local appearances. Looks, 10/10; charisma, 10/10; will to survive, Keith Richards/10.
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absolutely exhausted on main Nov 11
the Boys were out in force this morning, despite the cold and rain. 10/10 for all three for being friendly and letting me pet their damp fur
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DCNittanyLion Nov 11
This little dude loves to visit whenever and I sit out back by the fire pit. β€œSneaks” loves getting treats! 12/10 for super-friendliness, and stealthy silence.
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BAD KITTY Nov 11
fancy and super friendly bengal encounter. 10 / 10 for upside down slither move to get close enough for pets while maintaining air of aloofness.
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