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Jasmine Guillory
THE WEDDING DATE and THE PROPOSAL! Next: THE WEDDING PARTY (July 16, 2019) and ROYAL HOLIDAY (10/1/19). She/her.
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Jasmine Guillory 3h
S A M E. Whenever someone hands me a microphone, I feel complete.
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SubText Books 3h
. will be at the store this Tuesday!! 🎉
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The Dr. Tressie McMillan Cottom 4h
Me when I see someone fold a fitted sheet.
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Nichole 🍞🍯 4h
Cool ways to support me & my work: My poetry book LILITH, BUT DARK (also available via Amazon) My Kindle single ROMANCE NOVELS RUINED ME Venmo NicholeTN Cashapp womanTN Listen to The Waves from Slate Listen to Thirst Aid Kit
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Jasmine Guillory 4h
Replying to @mollypriddy
Happy birthday! I’m so glad I know you!!!
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Jasmine Guillory 5h
Denver!!! Today!!!
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Kevin Roose 8h
I cannot believe this is still DoorDash’s tipping policy, months after drivers called them out on it. What an awful system.
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Shane Ryan Jul 19
Exhibit A for defenders of the Oxford comma
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Laura Dorwart, Ph.D. Jul 19
I vote that only disabled people get to be journalists until the straw ban obsession is over
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Lisa McIntire 22h
Replying to @LisaMcIntire
He’s racist, there are a lot of people in this country who are racist too, that’s it. That’s the whole fucking “strategy.”
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Jasmine Guillory 20h
Replying to @washingtonkate
packing for a trip east at ANY time of year is confusing! But yes, summer is particularly bad.
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Jasmine Guillory 20h
Replying to @AmyArgetsinger
Oh. Wow, yes of course, but this never occurred to me before.
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Jasmine Guillory 20h
Replying to @thequeso
Dogs but otherwise perfect
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katelynn Jul 18
therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? me: add to cart therapist: no
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Jasmine Guillory 22h
V excited about the Phoenix event tonight because it’s the first one (I think) where no one I’m related to will be there so we can be rated R baby.
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Jasmine Guillory 22h
Replying to @lizbizfizz
Room service does pizza very poorly
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Brain genius Jul 20
Turning Point USA accidentally created an image that shows how dumb the electoral college is.
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Jasmine Guillory 24h
Replying to @jenntendo64
Thank you so much!!! 💖🥂💖
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SaraKateW Jul 20
This is Jasmine’s best (cough sexiest) novel yet and “Why had he never tried hiding in a kitchen during a party before?” made me laugh out loud.
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