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Jasmine
Books and baking and revolution. THE WEDDING DATE (Berkley) out in Feb. 2018.
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Jasmine 12m
OMG!!! Congratulations, this is fantastic!
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Jasmine 15m
Replying to @katespencer
it's possible and encouraged to eat them at any time, but that doesn't make them not a breakfast food!
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laura olin 57m
average salary for Melania's team is $121,675 compared to $77,500 for Michelle's team, so it's also expensive nothing. congrats!
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Jasmine 39m
Replying to @darth
last time I had leftover fries I put them into a breakfast frittata and felt like a mothetfucking genius
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Jasmine 50m
Replying to @SaraKateW
omg
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Jasmine 55m
Replying to @theames
THE BURGERS.
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laura olin 1h
yes, doing nothing tends to save money
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Jasmine 2h
Replying to @agentsaba
Congratulations!!!!
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Jamilah Lemieux 5h
Might I suggest “The seeds I planted by selecting an unhinged, unqualified racist for my running mate would bloom, to my surprise”
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Jasmine 2h
Replying to @kittenwithawhip
You know what? I was going to say soft boiled, but the over hard people are all right. Close second is under cooked over easy.
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Jamelle Bouie 2h
Replying to @jbouie
kelly’s final note, that he pities those of us who haven’t served, suggests there are tiers of citizenship.
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Rebecca Robbins 2h
Harvard math dept has no female senior profs; women report being asked to leave dept lounge, per
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Jasmine 2h
Replying to @jgambacurta
thank you so much and you're in luck!!!
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Jasmine 3h
Replying to @YadyKates @RachelFersh
OMG and it has sprinkles on it??? Ordering as soon as I'm at a computer
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southpaw 3h
Replying to @nycsouthpaw
This NYT story doesn't even attempt to sort out the competing factual claims or note Kelly's clear errors. It's just he said, she said.
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Jasmine 3h
Replying to @anachronistique
mmmmmmm
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Jasmine 3h
Replying to @jamiattenberg
oh it's just run of the mill racism
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Jasmine 3h
Replying to @beejoli
Tots can be eaten anytime but they are definitely a breakfast food!
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Jasmine 3h
Replying to @LisaMcIntire
Lisa, I tweeted almost exactly this like a month ago, why didn't you learn from my mistake???
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Jasmine 3h
Replying to @MandaCollins
Exactly!!!!
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