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TheAuthorGuy
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Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 16 novels including Lamb, Fool, A Dirty Job, NOIR, & coming May 2020, Shakespeare for Squirrels.
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Frog of the Day 🐸
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📅 3rd February 2020 pic.twitter.com/XwRSShtCEO
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Christopher Moore
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Donate, volunteer, register, and vote. And bring three friends.
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Books Inc. 🌁📚
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Q: What better Valentine's gift is there than a Signed First Edition copy of #ShakespeareForSquirrels by
@TheAuthorGuy?
A: There isn't anything better.🐿️💗📚
Pre-Order yours👉🏽booksinc.net/book/978006243… pic.twitter.com/7C8sPSVd8g
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Wait until you see Daveed Diggs in a CG cat suit!
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partial eclipse on the Chucacabra 🌓
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You can actually put a pin back in a grenade to keep it from blowing up when you release the lever.
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Just took the "Which Disney Princess are you" quiz. Turns out I am Stitch.
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I always wonder does that refer to "pin in a map" or "pin in a grenade?"
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I rallied for light up sneakers that used to only be available in toddler sizes and finally they happened, so stay true to your shoes and it will happen.
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you may
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Motion to henceforth prohibit use of the phrase "at the end of the day," in any public discourse.
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The motion has been seconded. We will not take a vote.
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Motion to never again allow the phrase "at the end of the day" to be used.
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Yeah, but I trust you to do that.
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The woman who runs polls for the Desmoine Register was on The Circle last night saying that Bern-inspired disunity in the party was starting to show up in the polls. So there's that.
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Shakespeare for Squirrels comes out May 12.
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I am so looking forward to a Democratic President who I can go for weeks without thinking about.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Away from me, thou billious dongfish! thou scrofulous merkin! thou paroxsmal fap clown! thou incontinent fuckweasel, away. I walk in beauty, like the night. And whatnot. With waffles.
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Austin Tichenor
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The one, the only, @TheAuthorGuy himself, Christopher Moore, will be interviewing ME for an upcoming apparently jumbo-sized episode of the @reduced Podcast! Tweet your questions below and we'll discuss as many as we can. #AskAustin #AskReduced twitter.com/TheAuthorGuy/s…
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