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Jeff Tiedrich 12h
: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire In Waffle House in Tennessee; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...
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Lysistrata Would Go 7h
Replying to @rabiasquared
thanks for the smile
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Rex Huppke Apr 21
The Republican president of the United States of America has spent the day using Twitter to counter-program the funeral of a Republican former First Lady. Good job, patriots.
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ty Apr 18
So I work at Starbucks and I have already had 3 white women ask about the May 29 closing for racial bias training, saying how inconvenient it is. You know what is even more inconvenient to black people, Karen? Racial bias that gets them shot and killed for just existing.
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Tammy Duckworth Apr 19
I may have to vote today, so Maile’s outfit is prepped. I made sure she has a jacket so she doesn’t violate the Senate floor dress code (which requires blazers). I’m not sure what the policy is on duckling onesies, but I think we’re ready
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 19
Replying to @mschol17 @RAMRANTS
beg to differ... have you SEEN breast milk diaper explosions? mustard poo everywhere
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 19
no shoulders allowed!
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Peter Smith Apr 17
Been chatting to my wife while twitter was down. She seems nice.
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 18
Agree. Tied with “the airplane isn’t on fire but part of it’s missing.”
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 18
won’t make a difference... “God uses broken vessels” blah blah blah
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 18
I guess that depends on what your definition of “has” is
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Replying to @TomSteyer
decency ftw
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Democrats colluded to elect you?
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Replying to @ChipHinkleman @700club
I hope you are being paid handsomely for your marketing and PR insights. Serious omission of thinking by !
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 17
Replying to @Starbucks
I tweeted at you hard for milk toast early tweets and tone deaf use of word “incident”. Appreciate your humility and accountability. We’re all learning.
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 17
PART OF IT IS MISSING
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 17
praise mistakes as a worthy effort
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Lysistrata Would Go Apr 17
Quality of Huck’s tweets already declining precipitously. Has he retained another vendor, or is he relying on his own humor compass?
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Replying to @ddiamond
free press
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