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Dévyan DuMon
*occasionally shouts into void* ... Comedian - Actor - Writer - Zen Buddha - Favorite Food: Junk
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Dévyan DuMon Apr 4
: :: : A) fucking perfection B) goddamn sublime C) motherassing amazetits D) ALL OF THE ABOVE FOREVER
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Dévyan DuMon Apr 3
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 19
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 14
Professor Hawking, no more. Professor Hawked.
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 8
(in order of Whiteness) (☝🏾last cuz LITERALLY the Whitest) (my pun game is tight .. unlike Stormy) SOMEBODY PAY ME TO DO THIS ALREADY!!
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 8
Replying to @TheGeneralAuto
practices are SO DISGUSTING, I'm gonna tear em down everytime I touch a mic. Every. Single. Time. I'm not big on twitter YET (cause I never cared), but you're in my crosshairs now for dicking over my mother ⏳💸
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 5
Yo my dude, .. When you gonna update that player?
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 5
Shame on !! Did you guys know GREEDY insurance companies use CREDIT SCORES to come up w rates? Lower income, cash/carry families get PENALIZED for being FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE. My mom's quote went from $77mo to $100mo cause she DOESN'T have credit cards 🤔🤕
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 1
Replying to @patansers1
Coming out of , I don't expect a COMPLETELY open-minded view on gun reform. Despite it working in EVERY FIRST WORLD nation it's been implemented. ps, gona breeze thru your debate fallacy.. Ppl arent trying to end MURDER 🍬😪 -just MASS KILLINGS.
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Dévyan DuMon Feb 27
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Dévyan DuMon Feb 20
🎬 Movie/Cast = GREAT 🌠 Superhero = meh 🗡 TEAM FOR LYFE!! 📚 = still best () movie
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Dévyan DuMon Feb 13
If anyone gives up for , then comes back in 40days & says, "What'd I miss?", you won't need , Imma punt you to myself
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Dévyan DuMon Feb 8
A picture can say a thousand words, but ACTUAL words can say more
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Dévyan DuMon Feb 5
You guys can't appreciate this yet, but it's about to get metaAF in this bitch
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Dévyan DuMon Jan 16
Watching Katt Williams' () new special on . Decided to do a shot every time he says "Jacksonville". 7min in, I'm dead.
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Dévyan DuMon Jan 16
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Dévyan DuMon Jan 11
Replying to @ananavarro
As a leader & STRONG voice, you shouldn't just say "register/vote". Tell them HOW & WHERE. So much Red State $ will be used to SUPPRESS TURNOUT by ANY MEANS NECESSARY (even illegal); RS-ers aren't evil, they just believe they're right.
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Dévyan DuMon Jan 11
Replying to @ananavarro
I spent puberty & most of my adult life in Arizona. If able, they'll surprise you in the WORST POSSIBLE WAY.
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Dévyan DuMon Dec 26
Donnie Johnnie is a bushel-haired maniac, & a propaganga spreading nit-wit..
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Dévyan DuMon Dec 25
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