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Dévyan DuMon
*occasionally shouts into void* ... Comedian - Actor - Writer - Zen Buddha - Favorite Food: Junk
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Dévyan DuMon Dec 13
😆😂🤣🤣💀 & I are both dead Thanks [feel free to source creator below - I couldn't find - Got this from (or a degree in btwn 😉)]
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Dévyan DuMon Dec 6
Replying to @theRealDuMon
Most of this hyperole. I'm only moderately bothered 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Dévyan DuMon Dec 6
was ok w til 7/Feasts whn lazy writing had AMAZING tell a boy FORCED to work in mines, he has "some DIGGING to do" nary a wink, & had call macaRONS, -ROONS 🙄 The famous poets said it best...
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 29
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 29
Sometimes I feel like Tesla, a genius wildly underappreciated in their own time On fb someone said "This should go viral" .. I agree 🙏🏾 May this concept take up wings a la that little monkey on "Outbreak"🤣
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 26
🤔 For better mouthfeelz, why has no one come up with & been using "LGBTQ-munity"?? 🤓 Well I did & do - you're welcome
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 23
✔ If you can't appreciate this dope ass reference GTFO!!! 👉🏾🚪 *waves hand dismissively* BZZZZZZZZ!!! 🐝 . ⚔ *(not lost on me that in this scenario, it's Orange Hair vs Orange Skin)
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 23
Tonight!! Comedy Club, 10:30 🎖Black Friday Deal = $5 tix @ door 🥂 2 drink min 🔒🎫
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 19
Right now, my BIGGEST problemz this holiday season are: 1) not celebrating them - & - 2) EVERYtime I look for the 🦃 moji, I start in the "Food" section b4 realizing it's in "Animals/Plants" .. EVERY. TIME. I can't seem to evolve out of it, & my phone is me 🍖🍗😔
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 14
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 13
Guess we're gonna change it to "In order to stop a Bad guy w a gun, you need a Good WHITE guy w a gun", right ??
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 12
Your gifts mean SO MUCH to me, I honor 'em while sharing MY gifts. Til next time, True Believers, EXCELSIOR - # 🌤 Silver Lining Playbk: No paprazi yellin "DO THE HAND GESTURE" Glad u put your "spin" on it 🤓 "Spin a web", "sit on it & spin"- THESE R MY GIFTS, PPL!!
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Dévyan DuMon Nov 9
🎯 Although, for some, chefery is an artform, akin to a painter turning a blank canvas into the Mona Lisa. The CREATION of a meal is just as satiating as the DINING itself. . . Those people can suck it 🤣😂😂 jk
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Dévyan DuMon Oct 30
If I'm the only costumed performer on Sunset 4 Pre-Show 2nite @ 10p 😡😵 Oh - I mean - u can come if u want; I warn u - It's free - & there prolly only b 12 famous ppl there. Ugh - fml **This msg brought 2 u by Passive Aggressive Marketing 104 (PAM™)
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Dévyan DuMon Oct 16
Replying to @theRealDuMon
**UPDATE** The position has been filled ... and so have more than a few specimen cups 🤓 🦊
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Dévyan DuMon Oct 16
Replying to @theRealDuMon
*UPDATE* I DO value my health, now accepting resumes for an asst. Must be able to lift heavy objects-ambedexterity a plus. Women preferred; IF male, MUST mosturize reg & wear nail polish💅🏾 Part-time hrs, no med/dental, just need some help to get a grip on things 🤓
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Dévyan DuMon Oct 15
🔬📊 & say to LESSEN cancer risk, men should "complete" @ least 21 times A MONTH!! 🤗 I literally don't have that kind of time on my hands # crossfit # cardio # TemetNosce # KnowThyself # Threesome # Twosome # Lonesome # NONEisTheLonliestNumber # ImpotentHashtags
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Dévyan DuMon Oct 8
📯 HOW he became the Great Pumpkin: "IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE!?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?! THIS...IS...AUTUUUUMN!!!!!"
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Dévyan DuMon Sep 22
.. Here's an something to go w your "All White baseball" bit 😂😂
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Dévyan DuMon Sep 10
I'm SO EXCITED to be asked back to do my show again in the LARGEST COMEDY CLUB IN AZ ... 500 SEATS!!!
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