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Dévyan DuMon
Sorry, I'm late ... What'd I miss? Comedian - Actor - Writer - Zen Buddha - Favorite Food: Junk
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Dévyan DuMon Jul 6
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Dévyan DuMon Jul 1
Some birthdays are less about celebrating & more about reflection. Right, America?
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Dévyan DuMon Jul 1
"OMG!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!" - America
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Dévyan DuMon Jun 20
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Dévyan DuMon Jun 16
txts some1 n2 suicide = GUILTY. Cop kills = ACQUITTED. Not even an INVOLUNTARY Charge. I see you, .
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Dévyan DuMon Jun 15
I got a role in my FIRST pilot!! Next stop, cocaine addiction.
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Dévyan DuMon Jun 10
- "Mayor" - THE GODDAMN - *moment of silence* - #
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Dévyan DuMon Jun 2
sure, but why does have a Verified Page? See, this is why can't have nice things.
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Dévyan DuMon May 30
Him: What's it called when you have a "Dad-bod" but no kids? Me: Out of shape. *Not a dig @ fatties, so relax (see, my digs are obvious).
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Dévyan DuMon May 24
Some people need your support; some need your help. Know the difference.
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Dévyan DuMon May 7
2yr secret mission? Yathink it was lookin 4 Hillary's emails, 45's tax returns, or Obama's birth certificate?
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Dévyan DuMon May 5
D.C. should build a bridge over the White House; #45 is DEFINITELY trolling America.
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Dévyan DuMon May 4
Of course on the GOP pulled a real Empire/First Order move.
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Dévyan DuMon May 2
There's a bowl of cookies, & someone ate just one and walked away. ONE. I fell to my knees & yelled, "TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MASTER!!"
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Dévyan DuMon Apr 28
AMAZING season, I tell EVERY1 2 watch. N Ep4, u askd WHY the bad image. Fascinating read!! ?
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Dévyan DuMon Apr 25
Smooth . Newsflash, you can't buy character.
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Dévyan DuMon Apr 10
When you text "lol" people think, "Are you REALLY L'ngOL??" - So I invented: • LOLPAS Laughing out loud, people are staring. You're welcome.
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Dévyan DuMon Apr 7
Trying to prove this is how MOST wars start. - Guess in between golf getaways, #45 & crew are writing movie tags.
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 24
*grabs the mic* JUST THROW YA HANDS IN THE AY-AIR, & WAVE 'EM LIKE YA GOT HEALTHCAY-ARE!!!
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Dévyan DuMon Mar 20
Fun Fact: Original title for was "Angst-ridden Mindfucking, Oh & Also Some Kung-Fu".
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