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• zelphontheshelf • slc • he/him
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Tanner Oct 13
Replying to @spicyajquist
I hate our culture’s funeral/burial traditions. So stupid
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Samantha Shelley Oct 10
YOU RAISE ME UP SO I CAN STAND ON MOUNTAINS
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Tanner Oct 10
Replying to @ndillydalley
the most wholesome thing I've ever seen
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Tanner Oct 10
*sends the day back to the kitchen to be reheated*
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Tanner Oct 9
Replying to @j_n_foster
Especially when missions are about imposing colonial white bread culture on others
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Tanner Oct 9
Replying to @tgilliland789
In this joke I can afford a doctor
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Ray 🐑 Oct 9
Bitches be like 'im fine' but then they write poems in the notes app
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Tanner Oct 9
Me: hey you should come to my apple bobbing party My doctor: apples? You know what I’m good
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Tanner Oct 9
Replying to @danjan13
This makes me laugh every time I read it
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Dan Ghoulish Last Name Oct 9
Me, being critical of Ellen: maybe she’s not that good idk Everyone on Facebook: no don’t do this. She was the fish. You fool. She was the fish from tv and screen. She dance for me daily each morn cmon dude.
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Tanner Oct 8
Replying to @queergoblinfool
What the fuck?? In Colorado?? What! The! Fuck!!!
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Tanner Oct 7
Replying to @abbasolutelyy
You could be a Shark who dance fights
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Tanner Oct 7
I love that. I try to be the same ❤️
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Tanner Oct 7
Three words that shouldn’t go together: Mormon wall carpet
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Replying to @hoedeehoe
Well, how did I get here?
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Tanner Oct 7
Replying to @meganisabella_
I’ll jot that Down
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Jimmy Snow/ Mr. Atheist 🎃 🎩 Oct 7
I have had a huge influx of inquiries about my dating life and so let's get this figured. If you are reading this... I am your boyfriend. A SUPER neglectful boyfriend... but your boyfriend none the less.
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Tanner Oct 7
Thanks mike ❤️
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Tanner Oct 7
Probably not a thing to joke about
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Tanner Oct 7
Replying to @austinornot
I making my own garments out of these
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