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jln rssll
Integrity is the essence of everything successful. -Richard Buckminster Fuller
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jln rssll 24h
Dont talk to me about until youve your own eye boogers.
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jln rssll Aug 15
Fuck me up
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jln rssll Aug 14
Replying to @tellingtalltale
I feel proud that i could do it, but bad that i was proud of that, but i guess a little proud that i can recognize that at least.
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jln rssll Aug 14
In the 7th grade i bounced light from the window onto my bald teachers head and it reflected onto the ceiling. Cont.
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jln rssll Aug 11
Replying to @JTuninc
Are you having problems with your bony knees?
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jln rssll Aug 11
1. Wash clothes 2. Dry clothes 3. Dump on bed to fold 4. Fold a few 5. Give up 6. Sleep on laundry pile
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jln rssll Aug 11
Haha i was totally prepared to identify it and then the full image opens 😁
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jln rssll Aug 11
Replying to @FrancyMae
Im a little lost in the syntax. Are you wearing a salmon suit or are you scouring the town to introduce dylan to people wearing salmon suits
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jln rssll Aug 9
I dont care for for myself, but I do aspire to one day have a with a cult-like instagram following.
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jln rssll Aug 9
Replying to @brob0t
Jury is still out on that one though.
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jln rssll Aug 9
Replying to @brob0t
They came right at me baring teef. I am shooketh.
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jln rssll Aug 9
I dont want anyone to worry, but last night i was attacked by a shark in my dream. Im ok, just a little shaken. Thoughts and prayers please.
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jln rssll Aug 8
I get when listening to because im waiting for something to happen and it never does.
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jln rssll Aug 7
Please point out my idiosyncrasies.
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jln rssll Aug 7
Replying to @ShaggyBuddha
I have at least one, matt...
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jln rssll Aug 7
No one sends me their poop selfies, so now im beginning to worry that i have no close friends.
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jln rssll Aug 6
Replying to @surprisedrugdog
Im done at 5
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jln rssll Aug 6
Replying to @surprisedrugdog
Dude lets get sushi
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jln rssll Aug 5
Replying to @FrancyMae
Is mayonnaise a musical instrument?
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jln rssll Aug 5
I get oddly upset when im at someones house and i see la choy in their fridge.
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