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Tom Baker
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The World Of Funny 12h
I could watch this all day
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BadFabergé 20 Jun 17
I will always be there for you, like a long term side effect.
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The Hype 21h
the only way to save the bees is by beeing fiscally responsible. don't spend the bees faster than you earn them. start a bee savings account. set yourself a bee budget
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Mommy Cusses Jul 17
Me: [Hanging one-handed from a cliff, seconds away from death] My kid: Can you hold this?
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Scott Linnen Jul 17
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The Onion Jul 16
New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
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The World Of Funny Jul 16
NEEDS SOUND 🐦
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Brian Bilston Jul 16
Here’s a new poem entitled ‘Hold my hand while we jump off this cliff’.
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Mark Magark Dec 2
[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
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Terrible Maps Jul 15
This is actually in a textbook..(Glencoe Science: Biology, Chapter 5, Section 3.) Retweet if you see it.
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Piece Jul 15
[Pulling the petals off a daisy one by one] she loves me🍃 she loves you not🍃 i'm the man in her life🍃you're just a stupid weed🍃 you getting the message yet🍃 stay out of our life🍃
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Swim Jeans👖 Jul 15
ME: who’s your favorite author? HER: F. Scott Fitzgerald ME: *scratching head* uh ok he’s probably a dick but what about the author question?
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The World Of Funny Jul 15
They think it's a baby cow😂😂
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The Cool Hand Luke Jul 14
If you're a woman and hate cargo pants it's because you are keenly aware of their tactical superiority compared to a purse
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MMMMMMark Jul 15
Went camping and got a bug bite in my ass crack. I don’t know if I feel worse for me or the bug.
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Dinosaur Boogers Jun 28
Buckingham Palace was named after its original purpose: pig rodeos.
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Jason Zweig Jul 13
Oh, *now* I understand. It's a "-vich" hunt!
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Dalai Lama Jul 13
Ethics are not a collection of commandments and prohibitions to abide by, but a natural inner offering that can bring happiness and satisfaction to ourselves and others.
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Tom Baker Jul 15
My 19mo considers it the height of entertainment to follow me into the bathroom, sit on a stool, and watch. I don’t.
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Mommy Thoughts Jul 12
I finished a Chapstick from start to finish without losing it. That's it. That's the tweet.
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