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Goat Basket 5h
Replying to @MelvinofYork @yonewt
...yeah... I’m guilty of that too.
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StanceGrounded Mar 16
His sign says "Hi, I'm Muslim...I'm not a Terrorist... Do you trust me? If yes, hug me." RETWEET IF YOU WOULD HUG HIM ❤️😭
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Uncle Duke 18h
If Twitter has taught me anything... I’m unaware of it.
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You Had One Job 20h
PDF Is now the 4th largest religion.
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The World Of Funny 22h
One calm croc 🐊
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Joe Gallois Mar 17
Kiss me I’m horn...IRISH, I MEAN IRISH!!!
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my name is no. Mar 16
3 years ago I was in the hospital, pregnant with twin girls. 33 weeks & 1 day. One was the size of a 33 week baby, her twin was the size of a 23 week baby. Eva was 1lb. 6oz. when she was born. They said she wouldn’t make it.. Happy 3rd birthday, my little good luck charms ❤️
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You Had One Job Mar 17
Worst idea ever. 😂
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🇺🇸Frank Whitehouse 🇺🇸 17 Mar 16
Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
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Rick Aaron Mar 16
I got a perfect 1600 on the SAT but failed the MON TUE WED THU & FRI
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Molly Fitzpatrick Mar 16
It puts the lotion on its skin, after it puts on toner and serum, but before it puts on sunscreen—it also started double cleansing recently, which it thinks is going well.
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Christopher Munroe Mar 16
I have literally never felt more relaxed. This is an important public service...
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Your Mom. Mar 15
You can be a modern, independent women and still cater to your husband. I make him a plate, I fold his clothes, I clean the house, I hype him up and make sure he feels loved because he is my partner & he always puts me first.
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Paul Bronks Mar 16
"why is everything a performance with you, Tony?" 🔊
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You Had One Job Mar 16
When you are having a dispute with the neighbour. 😂
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Rupert Myers Mar 15
The U.K. brexiting
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Moose Allain Ꙭ Mar 16
Good morning. I have a couple of cartoons in the current Private Eye
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Robert Knop Mar 15
Saw a guy wearing a “World’s GAYEST Exerciser” shirt. I said, “Great shirt. I have a couple gay friends who’d love it, where’d you get it?” He told me where he bought it, but looked very confused. As he walked away, I realized the shirt said “OKAYEST”
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Octopus/Caveman Mar 14
I failed art in middle school on purpose just so my report card would say “F-Art” and if that dedication to a vision isn’t worthy of an A+ in art I don’t know what is.
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Osman Faruqi Mar 14
I feel so sad. We begged you to stop amplifying and normalising hatred and racism. But you told us we were 'politically correct' and 'freedom of speech' was more important. The more you gave the far-right a platform, the more powerful they got. We begged you.
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