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πŸŽƒ 5h
another brilliant opportunity for san francisco to apply cutting off the nose to spite the face as housing strategy
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πŸŽƒ Jan 17
TFW all the happy new year emails in your inbox are from recruiters
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πŸŽƒ Jan 17
Replying to @CharlieCroom
got to the airport 3 hours early, might as well line up 3 hours early too Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
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πŸŽƒ Jan 6
Replying to @ldubs
nothing will trump this goal
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πŸŽƒ Jan 6
TIL zojirushi replacement pots are almost as expensive as just buying a new one
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Toss a Carrot to Your Horse Girl Nov 5
A thread of rating every horse emoji: Apple, iOS 13.2 Total lack of withers explains lack of saddle. Back flatter than my coffee table explains lack of rider. Horse is ewe-necked, with a tiny head. Best suited for liberty training, would not recommend for performance work. 6/10
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⚑RDX⚑ Dec 27
This is peak meme. So simple. So deep. So powerful. The avant-garde of memes.
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πŸŽƒ Dec 13
Replying to @necolas
performance review season has started huh
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Amanda δ½™ηΎŽε¨œ Dec 12
Your average westerner’s brain is so thoroughly rotted by US propaganda that they sincerely believe no Chinese person can so much as exist without being a psyop for the CCP
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πŸŽƒ Dec 11
not sure if proud of total teen status
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πŸŽƒ Dec 9
Replying to @stephaniemlee
Only a matter of time before goats get involved
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πŸŽƒ Dec 5
That headline was too easy
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πŸŽƒ Dec 5
Replying to @BrianYeh
damn the replies are full of this joke
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πŸŽƒ Dec 5
Replying to @BrianYeh
must be the color commentator
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πŸŽƒ Nov 30
what is it with chinese tv shows and windows 95 sound effects
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Cal Football Nov 23
THE AXE IS COMING HOME!
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πŸŽƒ Nov 22
jscodeshit
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πŸŽƒ Nov 21
Replying to @xc
Was something particularly helpful or was it just generally not treating yourself like you're 21
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πŸŽƒ Nov 21
Replying to @xc
What did you do?
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Quantian Nov 10
No other textbook, and possibly no other book, will ever have a better opening paragraph than Goodstein's "States of Matter":
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