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Suppandi
Hi, I am Suppandi... one of India's most loved comic characters, whose antics have amused and entertained fans for over 30 years.
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Suppandi 5h
“Me: Hey, want to hear a joke about ghosts? Friend: Sure. Me: That’s the spirit!” 😆
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Suppandi 12h
“What is a dog’s favourite flavour of chewing gum? Puppermint.” 😄
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Suppandi Apr 18
“I was going to make a joke about oceans. But it’s too deep.” 😛
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Suppandi Apr 17
“I am giving away old, broken puppets for free. No strings attached.” 🙃
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Suppandi Apr 17
“Why is the Sun so smart? Because it has a few thousand degrees.” 🤓
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Suppandi Apr 16
“I think I ate some bad seafood. I’ve been feeling a little eel.” 😕
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Tinkle Magazine Apr 16
No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. Tantri has finally become the king! The newest issue of Tinkle is a must-read. Get it now! Cover art by Vineet Nair
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Suppandi Apr 16
“Do you know why celebrities’ hair is always blowing in every picture? Because they have so many fans.” 😁
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Suppandi Apr 15
“Why are tigers always honest? Because they aren’t lion.” 🐯
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Suppandi Apr 15
“I want my last words to be ‘Litres’, ‘Gallons’ and ‘Ounces’. That would speak volumes!” 🤓
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Tinkle Magazine Apr 14
The One hour of storytelling, reading, and lots of fun! Date: 17th April 2019 Time: 4:30 pm to 5:30 pm For registrations contact: 7738234566 Entry: Free Age: Kids of the age of 4 to 8 (accompanied by 1 parent.)
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Suppandi Apr 14
“My TV was broken so I used superglue to fix it. Now I’m glued to the TV.” 🙃
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Suppandi Apr 14
“What do you call a horse with a lot of money? Stable.” 😋
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Suppandi Apr 13
“A friend of mine was just diagnosed as colour blind. It came out of the purple for her.” 🤔
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Suppandi Apr 13
“I just lost my stress ball. I can’t express how angry that makes me feel.” 😕
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Suppandi Apr 12
“How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you? You get off the merry-go-round.” 😂
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Suppandi Apr 12
“Did you hear about the thief who steals kitchen utensils? He was warned against it. But it was a whisk he was willing to take.” 😝
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Suppandi Apr 11
“I always admire places that use wind turbine energy. Really a big fan.” 😛
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Suppandi Apr 11
“Why are computers so smart? Because they do what their motherboard tells them.” 😎
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Suppandi Apr 10
“I adopted a dog named Time and I took him on a plane with me. I finally got to see Time fly!” 😆
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