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Suppandi
Hi, I am Suppandi... one of India's most loved comic characters, whose antics have amused and entertained fans for over 30 years.
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Suppandi 5h
“What do you call really big ants? Gi-ants.” 😃
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Suppandi 12h
“Every morning when I leave for work, I have to dodge the same bike. It’s a vicious cycle.” 🙃
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Suppandi Nov 12
“I got a job at a construction site to drill holes. It’s a boring job.” 😏
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Suppandi Nov 11
“Eating glass gives you stomach pane.”
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Suppandi Nov 11
“Doctor: Your hand is broken. I’ll put you in a cast. Me: Awesome! I’ve always wanted to be in a movie!” ☺
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Suppandi Nov 10
“One of my friends wears two watches, one on each wrist. She has too much time on her hands.” 😋
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Suppandi Nov 10
“Today at the beach I ran into the water holding a jar of salsa. I was just taking a dip in the sea.” 🤭
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Suppandi Nov 9
“I always empty my pockets before washing my clothes. Because money laundering is a crime.” 😀
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Suppandi Nov 9
“*My friend and I at the zoo* Friend: I want to see the porcupine without quills. Me: That’s pointless.” 😄
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Suppandi Nov 8
“I’ve just started working as a professional dog walker. Such an easy job. It’s a walk in the park!” 😉
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Suppandi Nov 8
“Where do fish work? In the ofish.” 😜
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Suppandi Nov 7
“When my doctor told me that I’d lost my voice, I was speechless.” 🤔
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Suppandi Nov 7
“I bought anti-wrinkle cream the other day. Complete waste of money! My shirts still need ironing.” 🤨
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Suppandi Nov 7
*Me buying Diwali lights* Shop assistant: Are you going to put them up yourself? Me: No, I was thinking my living room windows.
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Suppandi Nov 6
Happy Diwali to one and all! Hope your day is full of joy, festive lights and feasting!
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Suppandi Nov 6
“We’re in the cutest season! Because it’s aww-tumn.” 😊
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Suppandi Nov 5
“Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels.” 😎
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Suppandi Nov 5
*Me as a kid in school* Teacher: How many bones are in your hand? Me: About a handful.” 😀
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Suppandi Nov 4
“It’s incredible how many people confuse ‘to’ and ‘too’. It’s amazing two me.” 🤔
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Suppandi Nov 4
*Me and my friend on a road trip* Friend: Hey, do you want to get some snacks for the road? Me: No, the road’s already full.” 😜
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