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Suppandi
Hi, I am Suppandi... one of India's most loved comic characters, whose antics have amused and entertained fans for over 30 years.
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Suppandi 24h
“Want to hear a joke about a germ? Never mind. I don’t want to spread it.” 😀
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Suppandi Sep 22
“I think everyone should wear two deodorants under each armpit. But that’s just my two scents.” 😏
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Suppandi Sep 22
“A friend asked me how I manage to make my trousers last. It’s simple! I make my shirts first.” 😜
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Suppandi Sep 21
“Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan!” 😁
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Suppandi Sep 21
“What’s the first word a baby volcano says? ‘Magma!’” 😄
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Suppandi Sep 20
“Trees are always extra suspicious on sunny days. Because they’re shady.” 🤔
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Suppandi Sep 20
“I caught someone spray painting graffiti, but she denied it. But the writing was already on the wall.” 😉
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Suppandi Sep 19
“I really appreciate all my fingers! Because I can always count on them.” 😛
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Suppandi Sep 19
“What is it called when a king and a queen have no children? A receding heir-line.” 😊
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Suppandi Sep 18
“Did you hear about the duck that went to the hospital with a swollen face? The bill was outrageous!” 😀
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Suppandi Sep 18
“A dentist and a manicurist met at an event. They fought tooth and nail.” 😂
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Suppandi Sep 17
“As things go, green traffic lights are useful.” 😏
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Suppandi Sep 17
“‘Therefore...’ I said as I pointed to my friend’s quadruplets.” 😆
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Suppandi Sep 16
“A friend of mine loves books, so I told her to make a house out of them. My only question—how many stories would it be?” ☺
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Suppandi Sep 16
“Did you hear about the cartoonist who got caught in an accident? Details are sketchy.” 😯
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Suppandi Sep 15
“What happens when a tyrannosaurus rex falls down and gets hurt? It gets dino-sores.” 😋
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Suppandi Sep 15
“Why do people gift unscented candles? It just doesn’t make scents.” 🤔
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Suppandi Sep 14
“What happens when the average number of bullies in a school goes up? The mean increases.”
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Suppandi Sep 14
“Why did the circus lion eat a tightrope walker? Because it wanted a balanced diet.” 🙃
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Suppandi Sep 13
“My landlord warned me to never play the drums again. If I didn’t listen, she said there would be re-percussions.” 😉
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