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Alex Andreou
I write, act, sing and cook. Occasionally, even for money. Literary agents: rachel@furnisslawton.co.uk Acting representation: john@granthamhazeldine.com
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Alex Andreou 18h
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Alex Andreou 18h
SIMON McCOY - NATIONAL TREASURE CHAPTER 482 On Boris Johnson’s painting buses.
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Alex Andreou 23h
Quite. What many would like to be the case means diddly abroad. Unfortunately, this the face of the UK to the world.
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Alex Andreou 23h
Replying to @hassinator_69
"But they don't know that we know that they know..."
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Alex Andreou 23h
Replying to @RJCBennett
And everyone else has cashed in and gone home. And our dinner jacket is on fire a little bit. And, at midnight, the casino turns into a vortex of tariffs that devours us.
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Alex Andreou 23h
Replying to @sturdyAlex
*whispers* that's not how bluffing works
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Alex Andreou 23h
Replying to @sturdyAlex
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Alex Andreou 23h
To use that hackneyed poker analogy, the UK right now is having a massive argument about returning to the table, with the same shite hand, but a new player that will bluff better by going ALL IN, forcing our opponent to fold. We're having this row with that opponent watching.
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Robert Harris Jun 24
Listening to Johnson on the BBC just now reminded me of Orwell’s last diary entry, on overhearing “upper-class English voices... And what voices! A sort of over-fedness, a fatuous self-confidence, a constant bah-bahing of laughter about nothing... No wonder everyone hates us so.”
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Alex Andreou Jun 23
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Deborah Orr Jun 22
Remember! If you are worried about possible abuse in a neighbours' home, just ignore it. For all you know, complaint may be awkward for an important Tory, held in affection and reverence because he's such a narcissistic shitbag.
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David Lammy Jun 23
When I called out 's links with hard right, white supremacist Steve Bannon in April, Johnson branded it a "Lefty delusion". Here is proof on tape. Steve Bannon helped write your resignation speech. You are a pathological liar, unfit to serve.
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Pimlicat Jun 23
Replying to @pimlicat
11) What we want, as advocates of staying in the EU, hurts few people. What they want, hurts untold numbers. It will tear families apart, hurt jobs, and restrict opportunities for young people. That’s why we won’t give up, or give in. Please join us if you feel the same
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Alex Andreou Jun 23
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Alex Andreou Jun 22
Who does that? Send something to ALL the papers?
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The Secret Barrister Jun 22
Replying to @BarristerSecret
Like this, for instance. This is what I as a prosecutor might consider pretty decent evidence of inciting an offence of harassment.
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Alex Andreou Jun 22
Replying to @HideColin
Why do you think you speak for the entire “British public”? Genuine question.
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Alex Andreou Jun 22
Replying to @sturdyAlex
Once more, with spelling.
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Alex Andreou Jun 22
Some Telegraph hack defending Johnson on R4: “It was probably a hostile neighbour looking to cause trouble.” It’s 1am and you’re screaming at a volume at which I can *actually record what you’re saying from inside my own home*. Let me tell you: I will be feeling pretty hostile.
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Alex Andreou Jun 22
Replying to @jgw791 @Jsj159
You sound like a defendant on Judge Judy.
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