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David James
I know where all the staples are hidden! Editorial assistant for a newspaper.
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Matt Sims 🇬🇧♥️🇪🇺🔶 7h
Extraordinary attempt at gas-lighting the parent of a sick child by Boris Johnson
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Shaun Sellars Sep 17
Post blue passport redesign revealed. (Shamelessly stolen from Reddit)
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David James Sep 13
That’s it. I’m going to Iceland to find myself.
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StortfordIndependent Sep 9
Bishop's Stortford will have a new MP at the next after announced he is to stand down after 18 years. He says it has nothing to do with , *but*...
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ben goldacre Sep 6
STUDENTS! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO REGISTER TWICE: once at home, AND once at your uni address. You are allowed to vote in BOTH places in LOCAL elections. You are allowed to vote in ONE place in NATIONAL elections, but you can CHOOSE WHICH at the last minute.
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Shaun Sellars Sep 4
Say what you like about the current but the political situation is bringing out some next level memes.
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Emma Halford Aug 30
Librarians! Get rid of that Friday afternoon energy dip by misformatting your book order spreadsheet. Simply click on a cell containing an ISBN and choose ‘currency’ instead of text. Voila! You’ve spent £9,870,349,421,759.00 on 1 (one) copy of The Vagina Bible. Embrace the panic.
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David James Aug 27
100 not out for the Bishop’s Stortford Independent with today’s edition! 🍰🎂🍾🎉 It’s been an absolute pleasure and privilege to work with the folks at - cartoonist and columnists alike - for the last (nearly) two years. Many more years to come! Cc:
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Ben Stokes Aug 25
I fucking(don’t care if I get fined) love Test Match Cricket and I love englandcricket is a legend
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David James Aug 17
I’ve heard this rather a lot from my children during the summer break.
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Vikki Lince Aug 17
Camera ready and counting down the minutes until first match of the season. Friendly v 3pm, pop down and support the boys
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BS Swifts Football Club Aug 11
Bishops Stortford Swifts U11 need a couple of players to complete their squad. Family club own ground & clubhouse
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David James Aug 8
A natural talent, with more experience than most could wish for! Excellent choice ❤️
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David James Aug 6
EU: Just to give you a heads up. The boat appears to be sinking and you haven’t launched any life boats for nearly 3 years. Tories: No, no, wait. What if we move this deckchair *here*?
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David James Aug 3
Replying to @ooitch
Probably better than appendicitis, though. :-)
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David James Aug 1
LibDems win. Jane Dodds is elected. Newsrooms across England really wish they had a Welsh speaker on staff!
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David James Jul 25
3.00am Stortford area watch. We’ve skilfully avoided any activity so far tonight. (Map shows strikes in the last 24 hours). Approximately 64,000 strikes in the U.K. area in the past 12 hours.
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David James Jul 25
Replying to @SandraHolbrook
It never even crossed my mind! It was one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made 😂
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David James Jul 25
Replying to @mjrobbins
Ah, you see I’m holidaying on the continent next week (true story) and my wife, in a fit of utter madness, purchased them under the expectation that I would break. The temptation has been thrust upon me and I take no responsibility for my actions from this point onwards.
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David James Jul 25
Replying to @StortSkeptic
I'm shuffling like a dog walking on ice. This really won’t do. There’s going to be a sternly worded letter to Michael Fish at the Met Office about all of this nonsense.
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