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David James
I know where all the staples are hidden! Editorial assistant for a newspaper.
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David James 17h
Thanks to the folks at for the new donation station! It’ll be up and running in the office tomorrow morning.
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David James 20h
Whoops! The antenna that connects Nigel to 60 years ago is showing.
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David James Jun 18
Replying to @lennylaw
I was just looking at that, too. It’s been bouncing off the channel for hours, but not made much progress... until now!
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Tom Bullough Jun 18
A terrys chocolate orange is an acceptable chocolate all year round.
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David James Jun 18
My wife is watching to I’ve taken to drawing smiley faces on me and her.
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Cat Barkley Jun 17
My father in law was the original officer who investigated the fox cub crime. He was fair & impartial because he is a damn good PC. Unfortunately, not all officers on the same force are as honourable. He, just like this H.I.T member, had his home searched with an illegal warrant.
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David James Jun 16
According to Twitter, it’s my 7th Twitter anniversary. So I just wanted to say - the world is significantly worse in many ways and that I long for the cold embrace of death. Happy Father’s Day! 😄
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David James Jun 12
Replying to @ooitch
I wrote a thing that was liked by the person I wrote about. That was nice :-)
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Go2Ex Jun 10
Colin Woodward is the guest at tomorrow's Exidex meeting - but don't let that put you off :-) Book in at
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David James Jun 10
Me and horsing around at the . Well, she’s unicorning around.
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David James Jun 5
Replying to @mirandachale
After 20 minutes of rambling about “fake news” and “the liberal media” a White House aid informs the President that it’s not a large microphone.
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David James Jun 3
Historian Simon Schama on the BBC: “I hope she’s got some hand sanitiser” refering to meeting the Queen.
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Michael Marshall May 27
Hey, skeptic blogs/websites using Taboola or Outbrain for advertising: Don’t. Just, no. You can’t build a reputation for critical thinking and well-sourced articles if you also host clickbait content marketing links off to “doctors hate this one IBS cure!” stories.
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David James May 24
Brexit means brexit The end of May means the end of May. I like this.
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David James May 23
Very disappointed and saddened to hear that a friend and former colleague was refused a vote today.
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David James May 23
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David James May 13
Hi David (). I just had my first sales call in a few years where the salesperson thought I was you. It was a bit too awkward to explain, so they now think you’re working at a newspaper and you don’t know how much data you use on your mobile. Sorry about that!😂
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