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Dave Portnoy
El Presidente/3 time Bee Sting survivor. Heart attack survivor. Stl Towel Attack Survivor. Shot 4 under at Shinnecock. Worshipped like a 3rd world dictator
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Barstool Pizza Review - Shangri-La Kitchen (Nantucket) Bonus Sushi Roll
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According To Elias Sports Bureau Dave Portnoy Became The First Human To Ever Place And Win A Bet On A Horse That He Owns Without Knowing He Owned The Horse He Bet On
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Viva La Stool Jul 22
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This has to be Wondergirl Carly’s daughter.
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The Golden Hour Report - July 22nd
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Dave Portnoy Jul 22
Barstool Pizza Review - Pizzeria Beddia (Philadelphia)
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Kevin Kisner Jul 22
Bring it stoolies and I’ll bring the wrath of my 5 iron upon young
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Dave Portnoy Jul 22
400k thousand people wanted to see the proper way to cut watermelon.
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Jimmy Tatro Jul 21
Interesting how you put your own watermark on my video as if recording over my audio makes it yours.
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Dave Portnoy Jul 21
The Golden Hour Report - July 21st 2019
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Dave Portnoy Jul 21
It’s a proven fact that the gamblers who ask for the wire during a race are 0-73949294884
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Dave Portnoy Jul 21
Replying to @colin_dunlap
Hey you Nate looking weirdo how bout you keep my name off your lips and I’ll keep your child predator looking face off mine.
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Dave Portnoy Jul 21
Win place 1000 bucks on the 2 and all-2-all Tri. Came in 3rd
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Dave Portnoy Jul 21
Emergency Press Conference - If You Don’t Like How I Cut My Watermelon You Can Go Kill Yourself
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Dave Portnoy Jul 21
I’d like to give a quick shoutout to the 2019 watermelon of the year. Just a perfect display of melon. I eat 1-2 full watermelons everyday. This was the best. All hail the 2019 Watermelon of the Year. So good I rushed to the store to buy all his brothers.
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Dave Portnoy Jul 20
The Golden Hour Report - July 20
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J Ro Jul 20
Fans of the Game at Twins-As in MN. Clown Shirt truly knows no bounds
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Renee Portnoy Jul 20
Georgia goes home! I knew her for such a short amount of time but she stole my heart. Thanks to everyone who listened to her story. Please spay & neuter your pets, and chose to adopt. There are so many just like Georgia hoping for a chance at a happy ending. One by one 💖
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Dave Portnoy Jul 19
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Rough N’ Rowdy Jul 19
Ligma died, so this snake could grow
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