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Steven Ekeh
I cook shit ...but mostly I sleep & hermit.
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Steven Ekeh Aug 13
Sometimes I daydream about "the one that got away", then I think of how horrible I would've made their life's, & start laughing, wondering why they didn't run faster. 😂🤣🤣
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Steven Ekeh Aug 11
Look at this monster! Panko breaded fried shrimp tossed in gochujang honey BBQ sauce on lettuce, tomatoes, purple onions; topped with jalapenos, Pico, &…
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Steven Ekeh Aug 10
I bought one pair, ONE PAIR of compression socks; and suddenly I'm getting emails about shower seats & handicapable walk in bathtubs. .... Time for a new fucking email!
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Steven Ekeh Aug 9
has me salivating for the Note 9 debut at their event! Please , save me from my disaster of a phone!!
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Steven Ekeh Aug 4
Replying to @AshleyEsqueda
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Steven Ekeh Aug 3
Yooooo! A lifetime of gaming and being good with kids finally converges. I AM THE GREATEST FORTNITE/OVERWATCH/ESPORT COACH EVER! Slide in my dms for pricing and specials!
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Steven Ekeh Aug 3
Me: Hey , you guys sold me a phone with a defective battery that's about to explode. : We understand your concern! Gives us more money, and we'll get you a lower level model phone. Me:
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Steven Ekeh Aug 3
Me: Hey , you guys sold me a phone with a defective battery that's about to explode. : We understand your concern! Gives us more money, and we'll get you a lower level model phone.
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Philip DeFranco Aug 1
LIVE! Why People Are Freaking Out About MrBeast, Tommy Robinson Released, & Trump Mueller Escalates...
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Steven Ekeh Jul 29
Tonight I drink to celebrate my coming to terms with the fact that I'm a horrible person..... And it's fucking fantastically ok! My hate keeps me warm!!
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Steven Ekeh Jul 25
... WHERE ALL THESE FUCKING FRUIT FLIES COMING FROM? YOU DIRTY MOTHAFUCKAS AIN'T GOT FRUIT HERE.... SCURVY ASS BITCHES!
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Steven Ekeh Jul 25
😐.... I'M TIRED IF COMING IN THIS MOTHAFUCKIN RESTAURANT AND HAVING TO CLEAN UP SHEET GROWN ASS MOTHAFUCKAS LIKE I'M THEY MOTHAFUCKIN DISAPPOINTED GRANDMOTHER... MOTHAFUCKAS...😶
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Steven Ekeh Jul 25
That's what's up, fam! Looking forward to you being a beast!
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Steven Ekeh Jul 23
hypothetical?: If Agent Coulson dies because of Thanos, & gets brought back with everyone would that mean we get a no longer dying Coulson (... And also a VERY pissed off Ghost Rider... But we'll deal with that later)?
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Steven Ekeh Jul 22
Drunken first tattoo debate: Jo-star birthmark on the nape vs compass lotus/beginning of Medusa bracelet on the inner wrist. Quick, I need a novelty sized, decision making coin to flip!
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Steven Ekeh Jul 21
welp, after Wonder woman, Aquaman is officially the last DC cinematic universe movie I care about. Break out the water wings & flippy floppies!
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Steven Ekeh Jul 20
The "Titans" trailer looks like the creation of a broke inner city high school's super nerdy av club.
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Steven Ekeh Jul 19
Replying to @twinkiechan
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Steven Ekeh Jul 18
Replying to @Huawei
I'm unable to direct message you. Your customer service is like your phone building skills; non-existent.
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Steven Ekeh Jul 17
I was just told to stop using my phone because the shoddy batteries used swelled & popped the screen out the body AND is due to rupture & exploded soon. Must be desperate times when making exploding phones is part of planned obsolescence!
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