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Steven Ekeh
I cook shit ...but mostly I sleep & hermit.
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Steven Ekeh Jan 26
how would you feel about a cw show about Red Hood, and later the Outlaws?
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Steven Ekeh Jan 25
Replying to @twinkiechan
Yaaay, me! Lol
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Steven Ekeh Jan 4
Standing at where I just found out the brand new tv I bought is a used on they snuck back in the shelf, and are refusing to let me return. What is this bullshit!
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Steven Ekeh Dec 29
Replying to @AshleyEsqueda
Super congratulations!
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Steven Ekeh Dec 24
Time to go grocery shopping for Xmas dinner...*hits play*
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Steven Ekeh Dec 23
Replying to @twinkiechan
Wait.... All at once?
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Steven Ekeh Dec 8
where'd you get that sick Bride of Frankenstein shirt?
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Steven Ekeh Dec 5
I would become your personal servant for the rest of my life for the chance to read any of those masterpieces!
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Steven Ekeh Nov 27
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Steven Ekeh Nov 23
have you heard about the monster Hunter movie? A current day soldier gets transported to the game world of monster Hunter. ....Basically, it's the Mario Bros Movie sequel that no one asked for.
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Steven Ekeh Oct 6
I once bit a vampire. Instantly he was wearing Coke bottle glasses, Urkel pants, and was afraid of women.
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Steven Ekeh Sep 28
considers this a quality device. Built with a defective battery that's swollen & rendered the device useless. Instead of repairing the device under warranty, 's solution was to tell me to buy another phone from them. Unacceptable!
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Steven Ekeh Sep 3
Currently designing a giant lotus tattoo for my right shoulder so I can show off when I wear my several Flashdance cut sweatshirts!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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Steven Ekeh Sep 3
Had a dream I finally opened my restaurant, and it was failing. Then I realized it because I was spending all my time talking with customers and doing paperwork.... Never cooking. I get the point subconscious! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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Steven Ekeh Sep 1
Every so often, I see how much money Star Wars is making, and I feel like I should finish my own Space Opera....πŸ€”
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Steven Ekeh Aug 25
don't feel bad, but.... HOLY SHIT! I too just figured out that the "Lord of the Rings" refers to Sauron.
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Steven Ekeh Aug 25
I keep hearing how I'm a great cook at work, and at home, ...And everywhere else. If that's so true, why don't I have a restaurant already... Oh ya, that's right! *Puts on ski mask & enters bank*
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Steven Ekeh Aug 25
Can we get Billy Ocean & Frank Ocean to do a "New Wave X VaporWave" collaboration? They can call the group "Oceans' Mist".
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Steven Ekeh Aug 24
Drunk thoughts: If & Jack White made an experimental music group with differing music styles, would the group name be "Contrast"?
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Steven Ekeh Aug 23
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