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Patrick Monahan Dec 5
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THE LEGO COUCH GUY Dec 6
Replying to @pattymo
Counterpoint: When you get ratio’d, push notifications should automatically become enabled with no way to turn them off
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THE LEGO COUCH GUY Dec 6
Replying to @pattymo
Also the delete tweet option becomes disabled, your phone volume is locked at max, power button disabled
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Patrick Monahan Dec 6
Replying to @ironghazi
Every notification is a full-length siren ringtone
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Patrick Monahan Dec 6
Lol
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alex h Dec 6
this is one of the greatest videos of all time because you can use it in basically any situation
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Chewie is my copilot Dec 6
Are... are they fucking those landscapes?
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[REDACTED]™ (stair shark) Dec 6
Fucking perfection
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Battisto Dec 6
Need a source immediately. Plz.
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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog Dec 6
It makes me cry it's so funny
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alex h Dec 6
apparently its from this music video
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alex h Dec 6
I don't know why but the silent one at like 0:20 kills me every time
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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog Dec 6
I have a cold and I'm laughing like a smoker. Can't breathe. Can't stop. I have no idea why. But the camera changing angles and that squeal, every damn time. Every other day it comes up and I laugh every time. I can't believe it's real.
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alex h Dec 6
also the fact that he appears to be a spirit
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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog Dec 6
No, wait. @ :25. Dead. I can't stop. This is torture. I love it.
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a very stable davegrapes Dec 6
I wouldn’t recommend it at a funeral
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brianvan Dec 6
I just listened to that with the sound on for the first time, I’m celebrating this day every year now.
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Aten Dec 6
Good god 🤣 can’t stop 😂
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Captain Autism Dec 6
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