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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS
Mightily bearded communicator; marketer; creative director; flâneur; font snob. Opinions and impropriety exhibited here are MY OWN.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS 6h
HAPPY COVIDAYS!
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 28
I guess Google doesn't know the word "chanterelle."
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 26
Well, there was this bird, you see ..
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 25
Who cares about spreading germs by gathering for when you're The Filthiest People Alive?
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 24
Replying to @RexChapman
I guess Scarlett Johansson had the day off from Mike's Marbleopolis?
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 23
Replying to @badwithcolour
Over here, a jumper is anyone looking to dive off a bridge, roof, etc.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 23
Of all the things that could've made me feel young today, a zit on my face wasn't at the top of my list.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 22
Thanksgiving is going to be such a small affair, I should just cancel the turkey and hunt down a finch.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 21
Replying to @huliaSC
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 21
Need to suppress your appetite in advance of the eating frenzy that is Thanksgiving? Snake the drains in your home and see what comes out. I'm not sure my nausea will ever subside.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 19
A delightful idea but honestly, go "Strut" or go home.
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🖤🤖🖤 Nov 16
Being offended by a guy in a dress shows us who the *real* snowflakes are, doesn’t it?
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 17
Hearing a doctor on TV say "HIV virus" is like hearing a bank teller say "ATM machine" or hearing a realtor say he is a "REE-lih-tor."
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 17
Replying to @CJF_NC
You: Give me the “Streisand In A Star Is Born.” Barber: You got it, man. Let’s go.
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Laura Ansley Nov 14
Update your lesson plans, we have a new perfect example for Oxford commas.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 15
If Sunday mornings remind you of this, you are my people.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 14
I love it when I spot a breakfront in the wild.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 14
Replying to @CarlNYC
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 14
Replying to @badrobot68
I have used this particular one many times.
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ʍodɐlʞ uǝʌǝʇS Nov 14
Replying to @badrobot68
It's a FACT!
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