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Stacy Justice
I Zig when I should Zag etc. I'm the Mother you'd like to F'ing Slap. Cause I have 6 kids and a smart mouth, not cause of your creepy fetish.
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Stacy Justice 25 Apr 17
I just wrote a review on TBG Deuce 2.0 Tactical Diaper Bag™ Changing Mat via #
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Mattzilla™️ 7 Jan 17
Calm down people who get out of bed to do stuff. Just calm the fuck down
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Stacy Justice 7 Jan 17
Unexpected gifts ordered by me for me are the silver lining of my drinking problem.
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Stacy Justice 30 Jun 16
With the orchestra as a back drop to her bitching him out. This tiff is somehow really classy is that a thing?
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Stacy Justice 30 Jun 16
Found our seats and now I'm watching a couple in GA. she is furious he didn't get the blanket down in time for the better view.
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Stacy Justice 30 Jun 16
The walk from the parking to the entrance forced me to question my footwear choices... and then all other life choices. There was time.
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🎈 Happy ChillMore™ 🍻 27 Apr 16
"ipso facto" is my favorite saying that I don't understand
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Stacy Justice 17 Mar 16
What's it like being a mother of six? Well, I've more than once considered adding cocaine to my list of cleaning supplies.
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Stacy Justice 17 Mar 16
I thought I had chronic fatigue but then I took a DNA test and found out I'm just Irish. I'll drink to that.
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Stacy Justice 15 Mar 16
Once on my bday the senate worked together to promote change in government. Even Ceasar would have to agree, team work makes the dream work.
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Stacy Justice 1 Mar 16
you mock the guys who's too drunk to walk... and then someone helps the disabled man back in to his wheelchair.
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Stacy Justice 1 Mar 16
Of course I watched Fuller House. Just like I watched Full house as a kid. With the TV off while I'm doing something else.
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Stacy Justice 1 Mar 16
Just woke up from a food coma/dream, the storyline was a little hard to follow but the soundtrack was incredible
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Stacy Justice 24 Feb 16
pretty sure I'm not the only one voting based on Vice President this election.... No Palin No Palin No Palin
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Stacy Justice 17 Feb 16
Ted Nugent wears a lot of camouflage. So sometimes I'm slightly paranoid he could be standing right behind me.
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Stacy Justice 5 Feb 16
Crackheads really make me feel better about my life choices. But only crackheads. Anyone above that status forces me to question myself.
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TheHatdog 17 Dec 15
Kids in a McDonald's ball pit are terrible at defending their turf. I've never felt so alive.
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Stacy Justice 15 Jan 16
Self Esteem You left so quickly I didn't get a chance to say goodbye Sorry about the pants I honestly thought they still fit I'll miss you
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Stacy Justice 12 Jan 16
I am THE best short order cook. as long as you're ordering the one thing I can cook. And I'm already cooking it.
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Stacy Justice 11 Jan 16
Where do you live? Me: in the present I meant, what State? Me: (sigh) denial
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