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Jessica
don't eat anything that poops, and be nice
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Jessica 3h
Replying to @MerriamWebster
"Nonplussed" and "Esoteric". Cannot. Remember. The. Meanings.
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Jessica Jul 8
Is that a garden sculpture, or the most amazing doggie water bowl ever?
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Jessica Jul 6
Watermelon Pickles of course! Water, vinegar, sugar, garlic, crushed pepper flakes, pickling spices & time in fridge.
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Jessica Jul 5
Replying to @DeanOrnishMD
Is that "bone, fat and obesity" or "bone fat and obesity"? I've heard of big bones, but if could say my bones are fat that's a game changer!
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Jessica Jul 5
I hereby nominate 2017 as The Year of the Watermelon!
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Jessica Jul 2
Ben Hershey's Kisses
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Jessica Jun 27
2) Instead of a ribbon for I suggest a spinning pinwheel. Because we've lost hearing & balance, but not our sense of humor.
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Jessica Jun 27
1) I have had for almost 30 years. Not fun. Just now I'm learning we have a ribbon. I guess all the good colors were taken?
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Jessica Jun 26
Doctor Zhivago, the Residency Years
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Jessica Jun 25
I can blow air out of my tear ducts. Sometimes it makes a whistling sound.
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Jessica Jun 23
I never win anything, but I won a tv! Thanks - the Grand Opening of your beautiful new Carmichael location was great.
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Jessica Jun 20
I seriously thought it said "man butt" not "man bun" so of course I had investigate. Not, has . Bun.
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Jessica Jun 19
I eat whole foods, including olives, coconuts, almonds and corn - not their extracted oils. This freaks people out.
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Jessica Jun 18
Replying to @MerriamWebster
Do ALL 26 of the letters have a Scrabble accepted spelling? I've got 25 more to learn, now that "ess" has blown up my Words W/Friends world!
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Jessica Jun 17
Replying to @MsClark_
You've got his dimples!
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Jessica Jun 15
If there were an edit feature on , I'd not be going to the coffee kiosk at for my free .
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Buck In Ears Jun 14
What's with the stoopid cucumber thing!
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Jessica Jun 14
What's the ratio of utensils for a picnic? It's forks over spoons 2-1, and always !
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Jessica Jun 13
'Dancing Dan' in Arden-Arcade Recovering from Vicious, Random Attack via
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