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Jessica
don't eat anything that poops, and be nice
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Jessica Nov 10
La(xative) La(xative) Land
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Jessica Nov 10
My attempt at a - I got a rake, tilled up the soil a tad, & threw down some seeds. Now if I don't get a Jack & the Beanstalk meets sort of result, I'm going to blame the weather, not the complete lack of enthusiasm on my part.
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Jessica Nov 9
Your You're There Their They're
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Jessica Nov 7
Mrs. Salmon said that the vowels were A E I O U and sometimes Y and very seldom W. I am still looking for that W word.
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Jessica Nov 1
11 years ago my husband had a stroke at 39, then he had a heart attack at 40. We went . I still have him. plants 😋
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Jessica Oct 26
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Jessica Oct 25
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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Jessica Oct 24
Mitsubi-Sushi Take-Outlander
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Jessica Oct 22
Replying to @katangus
I was following him on a dark road I wasn't familiar with, and he was putting his blinker on for every turn in the road. What a gentleman! 😍
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Jessica Oct 22
says all you need to clean your house is water, vinegar & microfiber. I've been flunking Cleaning 101!
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Jessica Oct 8
Get dizzy. Fall down. Barf.
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Jessica Sep 26
But I have this weird compulsion to make my tweets . No more. No less. No abbreviations. Do not do it !
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Jessica Sep 13
fills pet meds! Yep, our pup Molly is now on a low cost drug program, and they knew she was a . 🙀😼😻😹
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Jessica Aug 27
How is it visiting as a traveler? Yummy & healthy & oh so cheap! The is too.
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Jessica Aug 5
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Jessica Jul 28
Put this on your . Enter something in the and see what happens!
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Jessica Jul 27
Not eating dead animals and mammary fluid from cows has complicated my life so very much I hardly can get thru the day. 😂
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Jessica Jul 27
When works, it works so well. Was just blowing off a little steam with the 😤 emoji, but listened, and made it all better. 😃
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Jessica Jul 27
has awesome customer service. They reached out to my "complaint tweet" and made everything all better by listening and responding.🙂
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Jessica Jul 26
Got these at . Wore them & ouch, nope, not comfy/plastic piece digging into skin. Ripoff Sketchers? won't return.😤
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