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Jessica
don't eat anything that poops, and be nice
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Jessica Jun 15
“Where do you get your protein?” I mean the first 1,000 times was OK, but like a bean burger after a couple minutes, I’m done.
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Jessica Jun 15
I could never be vegan, I mean, ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jessica Jun 15
Replying to @jonoblain
Sunbonnet Firth III
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Jessica Jun 7
Replying to @RulingSports
The lighthouse in the background adds a nice touch.
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Jessica May 31
Having a lemon of a day? Make it peachy - eat fruit!
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Jessica May 30
country life is obviously agreeing you and Cali!
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Jessica May 24
Catnip on a Hot Tin Roof
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Jessica May 22
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Jessica May 22
Is a VEGAN DIET really HEALTHY? I remember when I was so proud switching from butter to a vegan margarine. 🤣 Great video on vegan diets vs. whole-food plant-based diets of unprocessed real foods. via
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Jessica May 20
Molly was found at one year old, pregnant with nine pups, abrasions on her muzzle, on the streets of Bakersfield. They sent her up to Homeward Bound in Sacramento. We were her “foster failures.” Five minutes in our yard and we were goners.
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Jessica May 18
Checked out this cookbook from the library - a beautiful glimpse into how delicious cooking is. The last patron left a receipt for from on the Burrito Breakfast Bake page...let’s assume a veggie burrito order?
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Jessica May 16
This is why I do fine with potatoes, brown rice and grains. But take those same whole food items and turn them into powdered substance like potato starch, rice crackers and bread? The next few days I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy!
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Jessica May 14
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Jessica May 4
Live long and pup-sper! No. Wait, that’s . May the Fourth be with you and your pup!
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Jessica May 2
Or...don’t eat chicken. Yes, you can get food poisoning on a plant-based diet (says the woman who almost missed a flight in Germany due to a certain green smoothie). But, it’s nice to not view my food as too dangerous to wash!
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Jessica Apr 30
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Kid Who Shaved Siblings Heads via My husband came in on this interview halfway thru and said “Which one has cancer?”
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Jessica Apr 30
Replying to @CleanMySpace
Power washing videos on YouTube - good therapy to clear away life’s gunkyness.
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Jessica Apr 27
Mouth open, in search of bamboo! Looks like me determined to find that chocolate bar I insist is hiding in the cupboard.
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Jessica Apr 27
Replying to @CochlearUS
The Kaiser audiologists had ordered me the wrong size Baha. She ordered me the Baha Power which is bigger and heavier and needed a stronger magnet and kept falling off. I was miserable! I switched audiologists, and she discovered the issue. Now I have the correct size. All good!
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Jessica Apr 24
5 jobs I’ve had: 1. Nanny 2. Office worker 3. Drafter for home remodels 4. School district dispatcher 5. Proctor The one that paid the most? For some jobs the proctoring, surprisingly. 🙃 The most enjoyable? Being a nanny, except for that whole “dealing with the mom part.” 😏
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