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Mike Spiegelman
Hosts the podcast. Better known as the straight man in the comedy duo of Laundry Basket and Spiegelman.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 20
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Martin McCullough Oct 20
From now on I'm only doing Callbacks to my 2014 Jokes.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 20
Prosecuting Attorney: Is it true you threw chunks of stale bread at a duck? Me: I yelled "duck!" Jury: ... Me: No? Nothing?
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 19
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The duck is wearing Oakley sunglasses. "What the fuck?' says the bartender. "Too much?" says the duck
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 19
A man with a duck on his head walks into a bar. "I'll have the usual," the man says. Bartender says, "You've got a duck on your head." Man says, "That's what they usually tell me."
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 15
Thomas the Tank Engine: This is my first trip with commuters. Passengers: Aaaah! Your voice is booming throughout the train! STFU, Thomas!
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 13
Don't mind getting a French fry in my onion rings, but I do in my cigarette packs.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 13
Only one year until the 10th anniversary of Jennifer's Body!
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 12
(Everything I Do) I Do It FUBU
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 12
"Just two more episodes before retirement." - Damon Wayans, when he heard the run of his TV show Lethal Weapon got extended
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 12
I wasn't in the mood to visit the Museum of Pizza, probably because I had visited the Museum of Ice Cream beforehand.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 11
I'd like to write a novel. Or read one, whatever comes first.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 10
Historians refer to 1995-2006 as The UPN Years.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 8
My Google Plus is down. Please reach me at
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 8
Why did Insane Clown Posse fight Fred Durst? They did it for the noogies.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 7
Deleted scene from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West has Fievel learning how to read a compass.
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 7
Is there anyone on Tumblr not posting about Halloween?
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 5
Cannibal: There's no escape! Cannibalism is inevitable! Kyle: I disagree! Cannibal eats Kyle. Cannibal gets stomach pains. Cannibal: Something I ate... Kyle's Roommate: ...disagreed with you? Cannibal: Show some respect. I just ate Kyle!
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 5
30 Days in September 2: The Next Day
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 4
I hate it when restaurants don't have their menus on their windows. It gives me nothing to read while smoking crack.
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