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Mike Spiegelman
Hosts the podcast. Better known as the straight man in the comedy duo of Laundry Basket and Spiegelman.
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Proudly Resents Apr 18
Watch a movie and get 's hilarity! Moving Violations 1985 via
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 17
Me: Let's do this thing! *Buys Worlds Largest Crossword Puzzle Poster from The Sharper Image, tacks it to wall, passes out pencils*
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 11
Me: Belly kisses! *Kisses my DVD copy of Belly.*
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 11
If science fiction movies taught me anything, the camera that photographed the black hole went insane.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 9
I keep asking Amazon where is the cereal I ordered and they keep telling me the Chex is in the mail.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 9
My kid got upset watching Tim Burton's Dumbo. She kept crying, "Where's Johnny Depp?"
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 9
The only reason Fonzie jumped the shark is because the California Kid challenged him.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 9
Roses are red, Voilets are blue. Discussing flower colors is interesting, And so is you.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 7
I know what side my bread's buttered on, it's the side I'm not sleeping on.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 5
Now when I tell people I'm the fifth Beatle, people believe me.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 5
I just had a prostate exam. The good news is that I don't have prostate cancer but the bad news is I now have a stick-a-finger-in-my-ass fetish.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 5
AMC theater chain will show all the Marvel movies in 59-hour marathon. Please note 56 hours consists of end credits.
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Mike Spiegelman Apr 3
A stopped clock tells the correct time twice a day but you can use a broken toilet anytime.
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Mike Spiegelman Mar 31
Disney parks bans strollers. Babies looking for a ride must wait in line like everybody else.
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Mike Spiegelman Mar 28
I had to stop reading Where's Waldo when I had a philosophical epiphany that we are all Waldo.
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Mike Spiegelman Mar 28
I wish my phone would notify me when someone on Facebook sent a GIF.
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Mike Spiegelman Mar 28
Dammit, I was saving that.
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Sheяilyи (Яx1 Иx1)  Coииelly (Иx2 Lx2) Mar 27
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Mike Spiegelman Mar 26
I know that Sunflower sounds a lot like Paper Planes, but have you noticed Paper Planes sounds like The Clash's Straight to Hell?
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Mike Spiegelman Mar 25
Another way to break up a relationship is to walk into your significant other's place and say, "Alexa, tell a Jimmy Fallon joke."
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