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Mike Spiegelman
Hosts the podcast. Better known as the straight man in the comedy duo of Laundry Basket and Spiegelman.
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Mike Spiegelman Dec 14
Man walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll be?" Man says, "I want to drown my sorrows." Bartender says, "You've come to the right place." The man says, "No, you don't understand. Sorrows is my cat."
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Mike Spiegelman Dec 13
What's the worst movie trilogy of the 2010's?
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Mike Spiegelman Dec 10
I created an ashtray out of a Jiffy Pop container. Makes a great gift but lousy popcorn.
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Mike Spiegelman Dec 10
Good Burger 2 > Bill and Ted 3
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Mike Spiegelman Dec 5
Why did the ghost of the chicken haunt the Earth? To getto the other side.
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LWAFLMOYT Dec 2
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 30
My family was very religious. We weren't allowed to watch Adam Ruins Everything but we were allowed to watch the religious equivalent, Eve Ruins Everything.
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 29
My ATM pin number is the name of my childhood pet, followed by the name of the street I grew up on. My cat's name was 35 and we lived on 77 Boulevard.
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 20
Got my weekend planned out: Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Ordinary Sunday, Cyber Monday.
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 19
Oh, I only that magazine for its index.
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 13
Devil: Welcome to Hell. Me: Why, what did I do? Devil: You had the first letters of your first and last names capitalized in your email address. Me: OK. Makes sense.
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 6
Replying to @chadopitz
Rock the vote
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 6
I'm voting today to split California into three states: Cal, Eee, and Fornia.
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Paul Brumbaugh Nov 3
Don't adjust the vertical, don't adjust the horizontal, this is not a test... it's a replay from the archives!
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LWAFLMOYT Nov 3
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 2
Cold open: NYC parking spot. Enter Alec Baldwin. Audience knowingly woos, applauds. Baldwin shoots knowing look. Baldwin uses SNL as platform to reform self while belittling people he bullies. Ends with, "...it's Saturday Night!" Other side not provided same privilege.
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 2
My dear keyboard, At what point did I want the Num Lock unlocked? Sincerely, Fuck Youuu
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Mike Spiegelman Nov 2
Cloudy With a Chance of Stressballs
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 30
I'm so old, for Mischief Night tonight, I bought 3 dozen eggs, and I'm going to make frittatas
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Mike Spiegelman Oct 27
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