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Mike Spiegelman
Hosts the podcast. Better known as the straight man in the comedy duo of Laundry Basket and Spiegelman.
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 15
Payless ShoeSource will close all of its 2,300 stores, only to open 2,300 PaylessLess StoreFronts.
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 14
Not only has Amazon cancelled plans to house headquarters in New York, but The Amazing Ms. Maiden will now take place in New Jersey.
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 14
Catapult Capital has acquired JibJab, according to a really annoying Flash animation that's still buffering.
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 11
I would hate to had perfect memory. It would be no fun watching Law & Order reruns.
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 9
Whao, they made a TV series based on my favorite GIFs called "The Office."
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 7
New movie What Men Want is just the old movie What Women Want, but with more Mel Gibson.
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 6
I hate the fact that half the country refer to Pop Tarts as "Soda Tarts."
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 2
Nice jacket, buddy. You think I could wear a jacket like that or is it Members Only?
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Mike Spiegelman Feb 1
A piece of string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve strings here." String walks into the bathroom, frays out his ends, pulls out a gun, walks back to the bar, points the gun at the bartender, and says, "How you like me now?"
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 30
Funny how I don't think Shakespeare wrote any of his works but I do believe Arnold Palmer came up with half lemonade half iced tea.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 29
Guide: Welcome to Jurassic Park. Tourist: *shoots dinosaur* Tourist: Sorry, thought you said this was WestWorld.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 29
I've taken the , where I try to remember what streamed on Netflix two weeks ago.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 29
I'll bet you dollars to donuts I'm unfamiliar how much dollars and donuts are worth.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 28
I find watching old John Hughes movies problematic nowadays. I can't find a VCR to play them.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 27
Had to cancel honeymoon plans when I found out Jurassic Park wasn't a thing.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 27
I call Sunday laundry day because that's the day I steal laundry.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 25
I was very nervous meeting Scott Bakula until he told me he wasn't going to suck my blood.
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 25
I knew nobody liked me when Wang Chung released the song, "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight (Except For Spiegelman)".
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 24
Here's all the things I left out of my memoirs
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Mike Spiegelman Jan 23
Dick Tracy's so rude in person, always on his two-way watch radio.
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