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Alex š¹ Chilton
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shut up and sit down you big bald fuck ⢠wife of @heyandrewman ⢠nicest or most horrible person youāll even know ⢠she/her/hers ⢠#BLM
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This dude in my IG inbox thinks I havenāt thought about this in great detail every single day pic.twitter.com/gDzN6u9jN4
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Shut up Tori pic.twitter.com/dMXgb1QqZ0
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Welcome to your late thirties. You own blouses now.
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You could have gotten $70k-$75k each. Maybe even $80k if their eyes stayed blue.
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The death of Harry Chapin
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Wait since when are we giving kids who wonāt go to sleep *insomnia meds?* And wtf kind of meds are they? Benzos? Seconals? Tuinals?
Iām sorry, my mind is fucking blown
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Hard pass
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Me (nervously approaching 40): Should we have a baby?
Husband: No.
Me: What if we have one and if we donāt like it after like four weeks weāll take it to a SafeHaven?
Husband: You canāt just *try out* a baby. Babies arenāt Amazon Prime.
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Rad tat!
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Lol yup
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Tfw you have to explain domestic policy to the fucking Vice President of the United States
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Trump hasnāt tweeted in 9 hours please god let him be dead
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Thanks doll š¤š¼
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