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Very British Problems Volume 3 Book • Games & • Mugs • Shirts
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VeryBritishProblems Jul 8
Remember the days when water would just fall from the sky?
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VeryBritishProblems Jul 7
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Rob Temple Jul 7
In the today, my handy guide to surviving this relentless summer
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VeryBritishProblems Jul 5
Weather forecast: Hot Unrelenting Nightmare
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VeryBritishProblems Jul 2
Due to the love for the new “It’s too hot” top, here’s a cheeky variation
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VeryBritishProblems Jul 1
Offer ends at midnight. And you’ll still be awake by then because it’s so bloody hot
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VeryBritishProblems Jul 1
It’s the last day of free UK delivery on all in the not-bad-if-you-like-that-kind-of-thing Very British Problems shop
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 30
Replying to @SoVeryBritish
But please don’t make it go away
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 30
The grass is yellow. Socks hurt. Cars are ovens. Pillows are turning. Fans are on setting 3. All the ice has been bought. Trains are long saunas. People keep saying “isn’t it lovely!” and you agree even though you don’t think it’s lovely. It’s only 25°C. Someone help us
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 29
It’s free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop from now until Monday
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 26
Turn the pillow and stick a leg out. That’ll make it better... for a second
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 26
Please can someone make it less hot?
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 24
The sound of a weekend dying: The Antiques Roadshow theme tune
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 24
Evergreen tweet: Being knackered from another full day of pretending you have the slightest clue what you're doing
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 20
Please stop threatening and just bloody rain
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 13
“Let’s go round and introduce ourselves” - Translation: Let’s go round and nervously say our names, because if we actually describe ourselves it will be a lengthy mess
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 12
Holiday pet problems (From: )
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 12
“I’ll send you some dates” - Translation: I’ll do nothing
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 5
To make it easier for commuters, all trains will now have the same departure time: “Cancelled”
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VeryBritishProblems Jun 3
Last call for free UK delivery, on all in the Very British Problems shop. Offer ends at midnight. Sorry about that.
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