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VeryBritishProblems May 21
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VeryBritishProblems Feb 19
Two-word horror stories "They're here" "Sharing platter" "Join in" "Help yourself" "Tickets please" "It's fine" "Monday tomorrow" "Speak up"
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VeryBritishProblems May 20
2pm: "I don't know if I fancy anything tonight, I'm so full from lunch" 3pm: "Pizza? Curry? Both?"
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VeryBritishProblems May 20
Quick, go out and play tennis before the heatwave ends!
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VeryBritishProblems May 20
Responding to someone saying no to tea by asking "is everything okay?"
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VeryBritishProblems May 19
"I'm going to go this way, bye!" - Translation: I have no idea where this way goes but at least there'll be no chat
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VeryBritishProblems May 19
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Rob Temple May 18
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VeryBritishProblems May 17
"Still raining?" No I've just been lying in a river
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VeryBritishProblems May 16
Saying "come on then, let's get you home" to your dog as an escape pod from chatty strangers
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VeryBritishProblems May 16
Wondering if playing tennis dressed completely in white might get you seeded for Wimbledon
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VeryBritishProblems May 15
Going on a strict diet except for biscuits and everything else that's nice
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VeryBritishProblems May 14
"I'm off to bed" - Translation: I'm off to stare at the ceiling while Monday becomes a thing again
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VeryBritishProblems May 14
"Ooh, you've caught the sun" - Translation: OH DEAR GOD!
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VeryBritishProblems May 13
"Come and have a dance!" "Thanks but I'm fine honestly" "Oh come on! "Haha, no, honestly you carry on" "Come on just a..." "BACK OFF"
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VeryBritishProblems May 13
"I might see you down there" - Translation: Pyjamas here I come!
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VeryBritishProblems May 13
Buying a disposable barbecue so you can spend an hour watching charcoal refuse to get hot
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VeryBritishProblems May 13
Brit 1: "Sun's out... Fancy a game of tennis?" Brit 2: "Only if you hit it straight to me and there's gin"
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VeryBritishProblems May 12
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VeryBritishProblems May 12
"Is there any way you can come down on the price?" "No" "I think we have ourselves a deal"
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