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VeryBritishProblems Aug 16
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 15
When someone doesn't realise "I'll show you a picture" is their cue to look away from your phone while you search
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 13
Staying at someone's house and spending the whole morning in deep, anxious contemplation of whether the bathroom's free
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Rob Temple Aug 11
"Fancy a picnic this weekend?" No. (From the )
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 11
"You'll have to excuse the mess" - Translation: I've spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 9
"What's the weather like where you are?" "Just sad, really"
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 9
New names for August: - Rainuary - Early Autumn - Apparently Summer - Grim - Rubbish - Such A Shame - Warm, Wet, Grey Bastard
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 8
Meanings of "you're welcome" 1. You're welcome 2. You didn't thank me and so I wish you nothing but eternal pain
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 8
Trying to stay calm while a random stranger thinks they're teaching your dog to sit
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 6
1st choice: Actual sleep 2nd choice: Lying comfortably until morning 3rd choice: Thinking about everything until morning 3, please
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 6
Enjoy free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 6
Most heard on a Sunday: "I thought we were going to do something today?"
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 5
Ways to respond to complete disaster: Well that's no good Oh dear It's hardly ideal Bugger Not to worry It's fine Could be worse Yay Great!
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 5
Gentle reminder: It's free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight on Sunday
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 4
"Ah well" - Translation: That's my life ruined
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 4
Hope you don't mind but it's free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight on Sunday
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 3
9pm: "So tired, going to bed" 2am and 354 Wikipedia pages later: "So that's how they make cottage cheese..."
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 2
When someone drops a glass in the pub
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VeryBritishProblems Aug 2
"Haven't you got somewhere to be?" - Translation: Sod off
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