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Steve Foster
Husband, Dad (Dad jokes), Soldier-Thinker. Social Media Mgr for a Goldendoodle. GMU alum, Editor Opinions mine, RT not endorsement
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Steve Foster 53m
Replying to @redactedmedic
It’s not surprising
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Steve Foster 1h
Replying to @dril
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Steve Foster 1h
Man I know right? (I have no idea what this means, don’t tell Ice T)🤫
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William Shakespeare 2h
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
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Steve Foster 2h
So maybe I do have hope of being a general officer
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Steve Foster 2h
🎶This is the election that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friend Some people cast their vote not knowing what it was But we’ll continue counting all these ballots just because This is the election that never ends🎶
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Steve Foster 3h
All I can think of when I hear these voting fraud allegations from today
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Steve Foster 4h
To be fair I have to show ID to buy cereal but then again I shop at the commissary
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Steve Foster 4h
Because if they weren’t that distance they wouldn’t be marathons
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Steve Foster Nov 13
“Remember who will still be standing there the day after you retire. It won’t be the Army.”
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Steve Foster Nov 13
I don’t know but it could have something to do with why my haunted amusement parks were never successful. Or it could’ve been those plucky teenagers and their Great Dane from down the street.
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Steve Foster Nov 13
Correction: they’ve already gone!
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Steve Foster Nov 13
She didn’t ask because she just plagiarized her speeches instead.
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Steve Foster Nov 13
A friend and former rugby teammate of mine is a firefighter in Austin, Texas. He and several of his colleagues are heading out tomorrow to support the effort in California. Their spirit and willingness to serve is incredible.
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Steve Foster Nov 13
A family member ended up having to hide the kitchen knives when Lewy Body Dementia took over my her spouse’s mind and he tried to attack her. Luckily they weren’t gun owners, I can’t imagine what could’ve been...
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Steve Foster Nov 13
Enough with all the winning
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Steve Foster Nov 13
Replying to @2111015
It’s terrifying and sad really, especially as we come into the season of again seeing her as young Audrey Griswold in “Christmas Vacation”
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Steve Foster Nov 13
Why did no one tell me they were filming a sequel to Natural Born Killers?
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