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(((Lilly Slaydon)))
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👁️ Apr 20
yall: 4/20 me, an intellectual: 1/5
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Mike Drucker Apr 19
I feel like James Comey has been telling us that he’s a serial killer and we’ve been missing it
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matt lubchansky Apr 16
everything is so bad but at least it’s constantly getting worse with no end in sight
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 15
I KNOW HER!! is an awesome writer and despite her twitter handle is definitely not a robot!
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 14
Replying to @SaraMcSorley
oh my frikkin goodness
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 12
Happy birthday to Beverly Cleary, Age ONE HUNDRED AND THREE. May she live forever!
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li’l mifepristone Apr 11
Ohio just signed an abortion ban. That means abortion is effectively banned in Ohio, Kentucky, Mississippi, and Georgia. Texas is currently discussing a bill to criminalize people who get abortions and kill them. This isn’t a fucking joke. We are losing abortion access.
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Zach Throckmorton Apr 10
A tweet reminded me astronomical images of distant objects are old. This is what humanity's primate ancestors looked like about 50,000,000 years ago when the M87 black hole posed for the mind-blowing photo in today's news. (This is called plesiadapis.)
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 10
Replying to @scenicrailway
This is mostly funny because you have a clear favorite
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 9
Replying to @scenicrailway
NEVER STOP
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 9
Replying to @scenicrailway
very excited to read through and vaguely understand this entire thread
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 9
Replying to @scenicrailway
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 9
We talked about ! RIP to the greatest Trashfire TV show of all time. CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONS 💖👹👻
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Ashley Feinberg Apr 6
Signs That Everyone Is Having A Very Chill And Fun Time Online
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 6
so mad the ancient babylonian breakup letter was an April fools, I'm too gullible for this damn website
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harvey al dente Apr 5
“you have until the end of the month to pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” AKSWJDJS
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(((Lilly Slaydon))) Apr 6
Replying to @SaraMcSorley
she is SO FLOOF
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Wendy Molyneux Apr 4
I would like to apologize to every man I've met in a professional setting over the years for emitting a low whistle and then whispering, "Man, that's helluva penis," while waggling a banana around. Times have changed. I will no longer do the banana part.
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