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Chloe Dykstra
I do the acting thing and make stuff at Machinima. Second rate Emma Stone. I also like dogs, but not in the weird way.
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Chloe Dykstra 43m
Years ago I "won" a Duck Dynasty blanket in White Elephant. It became very dear to me. Today my auto shop accidentally threw it out. RIP 🦆🛏💔
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Chloe Dykstra 9h
Replying to @bwinfrey @LJWGARVEY
Fuckin dead on.
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Chloe Dykstra 10h
Replying to @NickGregorio @plorigo
Stocking up on non-perishables and bottled water.
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Chloe Dykstra 23h
Rob searched "Chloe Dykstra Laika" for desktop wallpaper- apparently I talk about The Happening so much that this happens. Thanks, M. Night.
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 21
Today was a light make-up but a shitton of highlighter on the tip of my nose kind of day.
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 20
Replying to @lowtax
I'm so annoyed i know why this is funny
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 20
Replying to @jaredepicpower
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 18
You might know my dad as "Star Wars Guy" but this is how I know him. Happy Father's Day, Pops. (P.S. There's 4 more mins of this.)
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 17
Malamute vs Head Scratcher
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 17
Replying to @hoodeha1215 @bwinfrey
Dude, I touched the rail ONCE. You would have been so proud.
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 17
AHAHAH I did the same thing when he told me.
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 17
Replying to @bwinfrey
PS: My lap was almost a WHOLE MINUTE less than his. Maybe it's because his legs couldn't reach the pedals?
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 17
Memory: Shared a race with , who got us in last place (by :45) and when I took over and almost caught us up posted this:
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 17
I've got muscle knots in my upper arms that I've never had before and I'm 85% positive it's from the hours and hours of .
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 16
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 16
Silence in office. Then... *quiet whirrrrr from across the room* "I hear a fidget spinner. Is that a fucking fidget spinner?"
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 16
Oh shit, somehow my sleep deprivation may have unearthed that memory- didn't we first meet at that casting place off Melrose?
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 15
Shhhh! He doesn't know about my side-orcs.
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 15
If you're at , come by the booth and come say hi! We got some badass cosplay over here.
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Chloe Dykstra Jun 15
Somehow looks incredibly regal while napping on a couch in the back of a booth at .
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