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Chloe Dykstra
I do the acting thing and make stuff at Machinima. Second rate Emma Stone. I also like dogs, but not in the weird way.
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Chloe Dykstra 4h
Make it an escort mission and I'm going back to school for eco science
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Chloe Dykstra 16h
Whenever I take my dog's collar off for extra good neck-pets I get scared she will feel the weight of her oppression lifted, decide that she no longer wants to be "domesticated" and then leave me
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 11
Someone trying to trap sexual predators at my office
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 10
:3 It's in my pocket.
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 10
Aaaaand we're open! Huge sample sale/yard sale. Come buy some stuff! Everything is mostly new and super cheap. 1310 N San Fernando Rd. (Open 'til 4)
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 9
Most people in pole class: This is awesome! Can't wait to dance to Rihanna. Me: This is awesome! Can't wait to dress up like The Cable Guy and pole dance to "Somebody To Love"
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 8
My buddy and I played some Steep: Road to The Olympics. Surprise surprise: I'm not great at it. Here are our best wipeouts- and check out the full video here:
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 7
Replying to @DJofSparta @Klynne0326
:( Not this year!
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 7
Morning from the myself and the world's laziest sentient pillow.
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 6
Replying to @jsulaitis
That's Bernadette's part. :3
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 6
So keeps trying to trick me into liking John Mayer. Rob: *puts on a song* Do you know who this is? Me: No Rob: Do you like it? Ehhh? Me: It sounds like a really white guy trying to sing a Ray Charles song Rob: :(
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 5
Ahhh! This is amazing and weirdly accurate
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 5
Replying to @CallMeSwarley_
MAAAAAYBE
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 5
Replying to @RobertKazinsky
Phew.
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 5
Boyfriend Requirement List: 1) Nice 2) Smart 3) Knows Steve Martin's part in Tonight You Belong to Me by heart
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 5
This Sunday I'm selling a literal storage unit full of barely used/new clothing and make up! Come and buy some stuff! Also selling: , , and more!
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 4
Jesus christ, KK, put some clothes on
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 4
Replying to @Mrand01
It wasn't the best choice to publicly state my opinion. I didn't realize how much defending James translated to me pointing fingers at potential victims. The truth ended up coming out anyway, and my voice wasn't necessary in that conversation.
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 3
I'm at and the soundtrack for the witch level in Banjo Kazooie is playing and I never thought I'd live in this world
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Chloe Dykstra Dec 3
Replying to @RegretaGarbo
Fucking ugh
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