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I tell stories for a living...which makes me a professional liar & a USA TODAY bestselling one at that. TROUBLE & STRIFE is my latest pack of lies out NOW!
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Simon Wood 15h
My wife heard someone refer to "ranch dressing" as "salad frosting." 🤮
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Simon Wood 15h
I don't know. I kind of prefer 23Cs: Why wider is better: The death of 23C tyres
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Simon Wood Feb 17
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Simon Wood 18h
YOUR HUMP DAY IMAGE: Cats don't get to be the way they are by luck.
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Simon Wood 18h
The two that spooked me DON'T LOOK NOW (I still have problems watching this film) & BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Because of a pretty mild winter, our bees have generated honey already. Sounds good but I'd prefer if the winter had been longer this year.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
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Simon Wood Feb 18
I've had similar. An editor saw a short story of mine and asked me to turn it into a novel. I didn't know how. The editor said don't let the hero get caught by the cops. Suddenly a novel opened up in front of me.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
It's "flea medicine day" for the our four-legged clan so the house stinks of that distinctive funk.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Replying to @StevenSavile
I've parked a couple of manuscripts because something isn't right but I know I will have that breakthrough thought to finish it off.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Replying to @TheIncaPrincess
Hmm...how do I block someone?? 😀
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Replying to @JayStringer
Thanks matey.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Replying to @paulfinchauthor
Thank you sir.
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Jay Stringer Nov 21
Five things Marah Chase finds in this book. One is a lie. -The Fountain of Youth -Sex -Violence -The Lost Ark of the Covenant -Sabre-Tooth Tigers
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Replying to @TheIncaPrincess
Enjoy!
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Replying to @StevenSavile
Nice. I love that.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Cheap electricity. Look, I think Barry can multitask. He does an hour down at CCPower & Light every day. It's essentially a cardio workout for the speedster. It's the least he can do. Do I have to mention the damage he did after Flashpoint? The guy owes one.
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Simon Wood Feb 18
Question: Why doesn't so-called Barry Allen use his speedster powers keeping an electric turbine powered to provide Central City citizens with cheap electricity instead of chasing all these metahumans? Signed a CC Taxpayer!!
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Simon Wood Feb 18
This is a really disappointing decision. Shows like , , , etc. showed how could set itself apart: Moving Out Of Originals; Sister Network Will “See Out” Current Slate Of Commissions – TCA via
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