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Simon Wheatley 2h
Replying to @incurablehippie
I think it’s hard to avoid everything, and this is probably not important for us to worry about 🤞 It’s no .
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Mike Godwin 13 Aug 17
By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I'm with you.
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Simon Wheatley Jun 18
Replying to @crouchingbadger
Your move
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Simon Wheatley Jun 18
*snort*
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Simon Wheatley Jun 18
Replying to @SiobhyB
A GP friend of my son explains that allergies have long many year cycles so you can expect a return. In case you were worrying about having lost it.
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Simon Wheatley Jun 18
I hear It can solve *glance around to check who is listening* … *whispering* The Problem of the Border on the Island of Ireland *taps nose* *winks*
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Simon Wheatley Jun 18
Replying to @Turigon
It’s a weird thing how against such a backdrop everything seems normal, but then you focus on the individual and WOAH. NOT NORMAL. QUITE MAD. Less mad, & on balance (in normal times) the best of the lot, BUT never actually going to make This Thing happen. If you follow. Do you…?
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Ronan Lyons Jun 18
Crowd: "We would like to ride one of your unicorns." Irishman: "I'm sorry, unicorns don't exist. Horse or rhino, take your pick." [Repeat for 3 yrs. Eventually...] Sajid Javid to crowd: "It's ok, I got this." To Irishman, slowly: "WE WANT A UNICORN. WE HAVE (rubs fingers) MONEY."
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Rob Ford Jun 17
Succinctly but wrongly. Most Labour voters in nearly every seat, including John Mann’s, are Remain voters and more Labour voters everywhere are middle class than working class and have been for a while
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Simon Wheatley Jun 18
Replying to @Turigon
Hmmmmm
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𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 ✣ 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 🌑 Jun 16
As someone who makes a lot of Korean food, this is the best method for getting garlic peeled! 👌
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MTPEngageMCR Jun 17
🔊 Call for speakers 🔊 We’re looking for speakers from communities across the world to join us Manchester. Our call for speakers is now open, apply below 👇
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Simon Wheatley Jun 16
Replying to @winjer
Hang on, I’m going to need a piece of paper and some quiet.
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Simon Wheatley Jun 16
This checks out. A pro-Enterprise position is so often summed up with the phrase “f*** business”, I find.
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Simon Wheatley Jun 16
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Simon Wheatley Jun 16
Replying to @winjer
I am amused by how Twitter represented Baker’s argument 😆
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Peter Geoghegan Jun 16
Dominic Raab’s answer to ‘Brexit uncertainty’ is proroguing Parliament and forcing through no deal. Which is rather like answering uncertainty about your car’s roadworthiness by crashing it into a tree
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Simon Wheatley Jun 16
Replying to @winjer
“What was it that first attracted you to multimillionaire Paul Daniels?”
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Josh "Done Done" Seiden Jun 15
My wife reminded me that tomorrow is Father‘s Day not Husband’s Day and I should set my expectations accordingly.
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