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Simon Binns
Editor . Former editor/ opinion spewer/ . Saturdays on 2-4. Food/booze/music. UTB. Insta: simonbinns
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Simon Binns 17m
Just about to hop on to from 2-4 to talk about many things, but mostly all the out of date food you disgusting fuckers have in your fridges and cupboards. Why we're not winning awards I've no idea. would kill for this shit.
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Simon Binns 18h
Replying to @lowwintersun
I maintain that dust can't go out of date.
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Simon Binns 18h
Or don't take the dog.
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Simon Binns 18h
Replying to @nina_future
Three. And a half. Trust me. But yes, it is beautiful.
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Simon Binns 19h
Skimmed Waitrose milk. Please delete.
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Simon Binns 19h
Replying to @johnqbarber
Solo pints are the greatest.
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Simon Binns 19h
Big boy pants on.
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Simon Binns 19h
Replying to @mrgarethbrooks
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Simon Binns 19h
He's not mentioned it much but happy birthday to . Looking great for 55!
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Simon Binns 19h
The only time I've actively welcomed the arrival of a Double Chin. Thanks x
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Simon Binns 19h
Replying to @Lauracandc
Happy Christmas.
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Simon Binns 22h
Replying to @lyndamoyo
How do I like this more than once
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Simon Binns 22h
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Simon Binns 22h
Things that get better with age is very much not the vibe although fair play for missing the boat by about two decades.
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Simon Binns 22h
Replying to @polyexna
It's a message.
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Simon Binns 23h
Replying to @jaymmu
Should be in a museum, not your cupboard.
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Simon Binns 23h
Internet perfection
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Simon Binns 23h
Does it just turn back into an egg?
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Simon Binns 23h
Replying to @Mind_of_Tom
Bog points for the triple house move
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Simon Binns Feb 21
Replying to @jpcrafty @fryuppolice
Absolutely wild that.
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