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Séamas It Ever Was
googled how many communion wafers it would take to eat a whole Jesus and this guy on reddit had the receipts three years ago.
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Séamas It Ever Was 26 Mar 18
Replying to @shockproofbeats
First thing I did! 1884 years if once a week on Sundays. If you take your eucharist daily (controversh) that's cut down to 268 years.
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Séamas It Ever Was 26 Mar 18
Replying to @shockproofbeats
P.S. You have to marvel at the poetic economy of a phrase like THE DRY WEIGHT OF JESUS.
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Séamas It Ever Was 28 Mar 18
Replying to @shockproofbeats
This has got to be a finger at least.
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oh no it's thom willis 26 Mar 18
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🔻 26 Mar 18
Replying to @shockproofbeats
At the rate of one wafer a week minus the odd sick day, the number of years it would take an observant Catholic to consume Christ entirely is approximately... 2018. Checkmate atheists.
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Captain Redbeard 27 Mar 18
Replying to @shockproofbeats
(1.2 billion catholics * (52 sunday/year * 1 wafer/sunday)) / 98000 wafers/jesus = ~ 636, 734 Jesus-es eaten per year, assuming just one wafer a week :O
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Michael Paterson 26 Mar 18
I love this. My gran has probably munched through Jesus 10 times over!
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O'Neill 26 Mar 18
That is tremendous. I haven't scrutinised the figures but I'm willing to take this guy's word as gospel...
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Chai #BlackLivesMatter 27 Mar 18
Replying to @shockproofbeats
See, my beef is I feel like Jesus would weigh more, seeing as he was a carpenter when he wasn't an evangelist. He couldn't be that skinny
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Mrs Slocombe's Pussy 5 Nov 18
But he did fast in the desert for 40 days and nights. Must factor that in.
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