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Our business plan:
* get a bunch of hens
* have guys mail $500 + engagement rings to us.
* insert engagement ring into hen
* ship back ring-encased egg to the dudes.
* dudes ask girlfriends to cook an omelette...
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Brad Christensen
@BradC
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29. ožu |
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These dudes are going to be disappointed when they figure out how ovulation works
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Dustin King 👽🗽⚛︎
@cathodion
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29. ožu |
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* She learns of his plan from a friend
* She replaces the egg with a regular one overnight
* He asks for an omelette and she makes it, surprisingly without a ring being found
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Dustin King 👽🗽⚛︎
@cathodion
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29. ožu |
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* They eat breakfast and he gets more and more nervous that the ring either hasn't turned up in any bites of their food, or one of them has swallowed it.
* She says she has a headache and asks her to get her an aspirin
* He opens the bottle and it contains... a treasure map
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Porky
@PorkyApp
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29. ožu |
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Sounds like a founder who needs a (bio)tech co-founder
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