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Kelly Castillo
“It’s like a painting, see? From far away it’s ok, but up close it’s a big old mess.” - Clueless
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Kelly Castillo Dec 31
New year, same fucking me
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Kelly Castillo Dec 31
Drinking some celery juice as a sort of preapology to my liver for later tonight
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Kelly Castillo 22 Mar 18
When I drive with Leo in the rain, he has to sit in the front seat to “protect” me from the evil windshield wipers 😕
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Kelly Castillo 19 Mar 18
I really need to get my shit together. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Kelly Castillo 15 Mar 18
Thought I had my shit together today so God sent me some broken pipes to help keep me humble
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Y. 12 Mar 18
Me : do you know Givenchy died today Local: oh Me: do you know who Givenchy is Local: I don’t listen to rap a lot
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Ben Hall 10 Mar 18
When you gain winter weight but bae promised they’d still love you the same.
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Kelly Castillo 12 Mar 18
Stupid time change is kicking my ass ⏰🌒
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Kelly Castillo 10 Mar 18
Poured myself a glass of OJ this morning and took a sip- someone had put champagne in the OJ container. Who does that? And forgets to tell anyone?
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Kelly Castillo 9 Mar 18
When Mooshee is wet she looks exactly like a squirrel skeleton- check my insta story for proof
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Kelly Castillo 9 Mar 18
I’m hoping my fresh blowout distracts people from the fact that I’m getting a cold sore 😷
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