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Shelby
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Shelby Dec 14
Replying to @mckellogs
I’M dead seeing this. 😂
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Shelby Dec 14
And Mango!! Especially with 😂
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Shelby Dec 11
Replying to @Jaymd33
My proteins. 😂
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Shelby Dec 10
I had to check your profile on a hunch. I find it rather interesting that you’re an aerospace engineer. My dad jumped from the roof of his house with an umbrella when he was a kid. He later served in Vietnam, 82nd Airborne, and is now a retired pilot. ☂️✈️
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Shelby Dec 10
Love this. He didn't even have to share this. Thank you, Mr. President!
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Shelby Dec 9
Dear Christmas. Can you please chill with the friggin glitter? I bought one new tree ornament, and I’ll be cleaning glitter until next Christmas.
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Shelby Dec 8
Need a choreographer since Sharna can’t make it on the tour? 😂
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Shelby Dec 7
Replying to @MarvelStudios
I am so ready for this!!! RIGHT after Captain Marvel!!
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Shelby Dec 7
Mr. Murderbitches and Sir David Attenborough need a Blue Planet season all to themselves.
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Shelby Dec 6
Replying to @ElsieKFisher
Congratulations! I took my eighth grade son to see Eighth Grade opening weekend. You were outstanding and you totally deserve this. Soak it up, girl!
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Shelby Dec 5
I am so ready for this! I think I’m more excited for this than I am for Christmas!
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Shelby Dec 5
He had my vote for senate. He has my vote for president. Let’s make this happen. 🇺🇸
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Shelby Dec 4
Thank you to AISD Superintendent, Dr. Paul Cruz, for bringing students together to discuss their futures tonight! My 8th grade son was so proud to represent his school. I’m so proud he felt honored. He said it felt truly special.
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Shelby Dec 4
Replying to @Adaripp @LifeOnPurple
I LOVE my Purple 2 mattress. I ended up buying one for my son, too. It’s magical and arrives in a giant sushi roll. 💜
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Shelby Nov 29
Replying to @THR
This is stupid. I’m moving.
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Shelby Nov 28
covered ’s Personal Jesus and honestly my late 1980s self is affected.
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Shelby Nov 28
Replying to @Toyota
Toyota just outdid Folgers in holiday commercials. I couldn’t keep it together at the end! 😭❤️
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Shelby Nov 28
We should all get mirrorball tattoos because we all worked pretty hard for it.
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Shelby Nov 27
Replying to @DrJenGunter
Torteu = Tortilla!! His spelling makes way more sense.
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Shelby Nov 27
Thank you for recognizing the importance of reporting this fascinating and giggle-worthy info.
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