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pretty shit wizard
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pretty shit wizard Feb 21
Replying to @jeredmccorkle
Oh, I’d prob never burn them. They’d just join my silly fast food swag collection.
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Cat Manning Feb 21
is this steampunk
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Bond 🍸 Feb 19
thousands of years of evolution just to get bamboozled by a low res printed image
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pretty shit wizard Feb 20
I need these to go with my KFC gravy candle. Oh fuck.
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The Hermit Jun 13
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Goteki45 Feb 18
cannot wait to see the most stressful piece of media ever produced
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Face Feb 19
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Alex Kantrowitz Feb 19
Two well-liked Twitter employees accessed thousands of users’ private information and illegally passed it to the Saudi Royal Family, per the FBI. It is a crazy story. With many twists and turns, including a fake invoice, an escape from SF, and more.
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✍️ Feb 18
the british museum
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Sarah Gailey Feb 19
Great news! I found the cure for my anxiety!! All I need is for everyone I know to tell me definitively that they arent mad at me, once every fifteen seconds, forever
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pretty shit wizard Feb 19
Replying to @pdxbrocialite
I’ve been hanging with a pescatarian and I’ve been eating almost no red meat other than my beloved burgers and I regret to admit I’ve been feeling better. Can’t wait to undo it all with an inevitable bbq feast and spend a day feeling like shit and pretending to not know why
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pretty shit wizard Feb 18
Replying to @AlishaGrauso
it's so unnatural seeming. it's hard to pinpoint the exact issues but a great place to start is how open and unaligned the mouthes are? truly bewildering.
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pretty shit wizard Feb 18
Replying to @AlishaGrauso
easily the unintentionally grossest kissing scene I can remember
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pretty shit wizard Feb 16
Replying to @thejenlife
that’s why you buy the big bottles that go flat by the end of the week bc your brother is a lazy piece of shit
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pretty shit wizard Feb 16
Replying to @thejenlife
I feel like this is a very regional thing. Also it was for overflow frozen meats and ice cream.
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MartyO Feb 16
Replying to @GiuliaRozzi
Who kidnapped Mariah Carey's hamster?
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Giulia Rozzi Feb 16
When someone catches me picking from the Whole Foods salad bar
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The Prince. Feb 16
Replying to @TMSTSTFD
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The Prince. Feb 13
Replying to @TMSTSTFD
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The Prince. Feb 13
Replying to @TMSTSTFD
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