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Shaenon K. Garrity
Cartoon person, sci-fi person, and general nerd. Repped by Barry Goldblatt at .
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Replying to @DavidAFrench
If that was my son he'd be grounded until the heat-death of the universe.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Replying to @andrewfarago
For context, Andrew is currently eating his way through a one-pound bag of irregular Jelly Bellies from the Jelly Belly factory.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Replying to @andrewfarago
Margarita, strawberry cheesecake, and cinnamon because it looks just like Very Cherry and that's setting people up for cruel disappointment.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Replying to @Idoru1395 @renfamous
What if doing intense racial harassment is the REAL being a victim of intense racial harassment? Ever consider that, libs? Bet not!
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Replying to @AGramuglia
A sentimental favorite.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Replying to @AGramuglia
I was just thinking of this one today.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 8h
This is one of the first ones I thought of when I saw this thread! The animation is adorable, especially the little dance moves, and I love the peppy theme song.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 10h
Replying to @JesskaNightmare
Imagine how far you've failed as a parent where this seems like a sensible alternative to sending your kid to his goddamn room.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 10h
You started out by saying incels aren't mad about not having sex, but just want to be loved. They can love each other, can't they?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 10h
Nobody knows.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 10h
I'm sure it's not their ideal situation, but if they're hurting that much they can bend their standards. Or they could have "Boston marriages" and form lifelong platonic relationships.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 10h
They can have sex and significant others if they date each other. Change my mind.
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Pablo Hidalgo 16h
Tiananmen dude was totally bullying those tanks if you saw the whole thing.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 18h
I mean with modern nutrition and dental care it's rare to actually lose teeth, but calcium loss takes a toll. Women are at higher risk for osteroporosis because our bodies are designed to sacrifice bone mass for any fetuses that might come along.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 18h
Yuuup. Pregnancy multivitamins have a ton of calcium and folic acid because you lose a lot of those.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
Replying to @eriquita @beatonna
There's an old European saying that goes, "For every child, a tooth," because it was so common for women to lose teeth during pregnancy. Your body basically ransacks itself for calcium to build the fetus's skeleton.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
Keef is the best.
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Shaenon K. Garrity Jan 21
I feel like every other post I make on this website is "I want to write Lois and Clark as crusading reporters please please please," but turns out today's not the day I get tired of doing that.
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Shaenon K. Garrity Jan 21
Replying to @markpopham
ahem you're probably not aware of this because you haven't observed the full evidence but the elderly man was also WALKING SLOWLY AND CALMLY which is basically attempted murder
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Shaenon K. Garrity Jan 21
Men look good in tuxedos, but if you read a comic where the male characters always wore tuxes to bed, that would strike you as odd and probably kind of clueless about men. (And yes, I have seen comics where female artists make ignorant assumptions about male behavior.)
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