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Shaenon K. Garrity
Screw "Ode on a Grecian Urn." I want to see art by the old ladies.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 2h
Why would it be stupid? A bunch of women could talk about how unfuckable you are and laugh at you, and that would be nice and delightful. Don't you want the same great experience your group kindly provides to women?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 2h
Gender identity is like a collection of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. There's a lot of variations, and bringing different kinds together makes for a stronger deck. ...This actually works better than the original strip, which I still can't figure out.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 2h
If it's nice and delightful, why not post your picture? Don't you want to have nice and delightful experiences?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 5h
Replying to @BradleyjKornish
This movie is so good! I think it's the only Soviet horror film; the government frowned on horror, but this one squeaked through because it was a Gogol adaptation with traditional folklore elements.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 6h
If you do something crummy to someone and they get upset, they're probably really upset. Don't soothe your conscience by telling yourself it's "fake outrage." Other people are humans with feelings like yours.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 6h
You fling shit at others but you can't take a passing comment on your looks? Weird.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 6h
Okay, cool. Post a picture please! ...Or, next time you think it would be fun to dogpile on someone with gross, childish insults, stop and ask how you'd feel if it happened to you. We're all humans here.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Still not seeing any pics, by the way. Come on, it'll be fun! And if you get upset we'll mock you for getting upset, which will be even MORE fun!
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Well, now I'm just confused. Yesterday you were mocking the idea that a woman might be bothered by a fun, laugh-filled discussion of her fuckability. Why would you object to the same treatment?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Yeah, it'd be fun for me and my friends. Just a bunch of chicks discussing if they find a certain man attractive enough to sleep with them. Oh, the horror!
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Shaenon K. Garrity 7h
Replying to @renfamous
All these guys would cry for a year if there was a podcast where women debated their fuckability and laughed over it.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 8h
Oh, hi! I'm still waiting for a photo of you so we ladies can give you the super fun and no-big-deal experience of debating your fuckability. Post a pic, okay?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 17h
When do you feel Tillie Walden was at peak relevance?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 18h
None of those creators are relevant? Why not?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
Another moment with the fun funnybook fan club that isn't a gross misogynist hate group even one little bit.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
It's so unfair that he's persecuted just for having unpopular beliefs. In this case, his belief that women need to hear his penis's opinions of them.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
If some women had a podcast where they laughed over how unfuckable they've decided you are, you'd cry for a year.
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
Okay, post a pic so we can discuss whether or not we'd fuck you and giggle over it. Or are you some oversensitive meninist who can't enjoy a fun game?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
I, too, would like to see pics of all the guys who think it's wholesome fun to make insulting sexual comments about ladies they're mad at. Why don't you guys want the same fun, cute, totally-no-big-deal experience?
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Shaenon K. Garrity 19h
You got it. When the men aren't around, we girls are always talking about how dreamy Fabio is, in between sexy pillow fights and smiling with salad.
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