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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 2: using BitTorrent for everything.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 3: forget Torrents. Use the blockchain for everything.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 4: sharding the database before adding any indexes.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 5: upgrading to faster processors without checking if you're limited by disk I/O.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 6: rewriting APIs in C for speed without compressing data on the wire.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 7: putting large blobs of binary data into SQL databases for fun and profit.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 8: using protobufs to poll 300 times per second.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 9: diagnose scaling issues by grepping 10 lines of code and guessing.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 10: putting Varnish in front of everything just in case.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 11: buying boxes with gigantic amounts of RAM.
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marquess of meetings 21 Nov 16
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surely 10 should be haproxy...
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 12: realizing your HAProxy box is still a micro instance.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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see chapter 12
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 13: rewriting 3 of 10 features in Go and declaring victory
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 14: split everything into 35 microservices all maintained by 1 person.
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 15: 300% performance boosts by deleting data validity checks
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 16: minifying the JS of your O(n^3) to-do list
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 17: Fuck It, Let's Try Erlang
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Laurie Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 18: Blaming Everything On The Last Person To Quit
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