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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
Replying to @seldo
Chapter 2: using BitTorrent for everything.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 3: forget Torrents. Use the blockchain for everything.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 4: sharding the database before adding any indexes.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 5: upgrading to faster processors without checking if you're limited by disk I/O.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 6: rewriting APIs in C for speed without compressing data on the wire.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 7: putting large blobs of binary data into SQL databases for fun and profit.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 8: using protobufs to poll 300 times per second.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
Replying to @seldo
Chapter 9: diagnose scaling issues by grepping 10 lines of code and guessing.
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Martin Costello 21 Nov 16
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 10: putting Varnish in front of everything just in case.
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⁂ Andrew Davis 21 Nov 16
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but, but, this would have come in handy when <redacted> pointed 30 million users at the micro ec2 testing deployment!
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
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Chapter 11: buying boxes with gigantic amounts of RAM.
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Bradley Farias 21 Nov 16
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let's not forget: *STOP* using JSON for internal communications
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
Replying to @seldo
Chapter 12: realizing your HAProxy box is still a micro instance.
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Laurie "Don't let Nazis tweet" Voss 21 Nov 16
Replying to @adamamyl
see chapter 12
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Martin Burns🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 21 Nov 16
Replying to @seldo @ThePracticalDev
that one shared with "needlessly implementing stuff you heard at a conference"
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