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Laurie Voss
A web developer. Data analyst at . Previously co-founder , started . "Look at this weird graph!" He/him. 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸
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Laurie Voss 14m
Replying to @arlenarlenarlen
The blockchain solves this problem just as well as it solves every other problem, and I mean that sincerely.
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Laurie Voss 2h
Replying to @mr_trajan
I believe software is hard and they are all equally terrible :-)
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Laurie Voss 2h
Replying to @jamuraa @nattarnoff
If I Were A Software Team I Would Simply Ship On Time.
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Laurie Voss 2h
Replying to @nattarnoff
My other bugbear with Agile (not from you here but in general) is that every time Agile fails to deliver on its promises the excuse is that you weren't doing it properly.
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Laurie Voss 3h
Replying to @mr_trajan
I see it much frequently as a reason to release hacked-together stuff that would get fixed in a later sprint but never did.
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Laurie Voss 3h
Agile does absolutely nothing to the quality of the software your team writes, it just changes how frequently they ship stuff.
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Laurie Voss 3h
Damn.
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Laurie Voss 5h
Replying to @arvidkahl
If the last few years have taught me anything it's that people will pay unlimited amounts of money for useless devices that are connected to WiFi. Someone fetch me an arduino with a temperature monitor.
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Laurie Voss 5h
Replying to @arvidkahl
This could be our billion dollar idea, Arvid.
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Laurie Voss 5h
My life is a constant battle of letting the tea sit long enough that it's cool enough to drink versus my forgetting the tea exists.
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Laurie Voss 15h
Replying to @alicegoldfuss
If the amount of coconut milk to everything else is out of balance it can end up a little bland; coconut milk absorbs a lot.
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J-Strizzle 19h
The police are rioting and the president is looting.
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Laurie Voss 15h
Replying to @seldo
That should have been the end of Trump's presidency and the end of the career of every single person who knew about it. It is genocide.
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Laurie Voss 15h
Remember last week when it was revealed that the US is conducting involuntary sterilization of immigrants?
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Laurie Voss 15h
Replying to @jina
This show sounds great, what's it called?
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Laurie Voss 16h
If Donald Trump does not find a way to stay in power he will probably go bankrupt again. This is dangerous.
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Jason Kander 21h
To summarize the NYT story: Trump got a bunch of $ from his daddy. He lost it all, but then he got paid hundreds of millions to play a billionaire on TV. He tried to use that $ to become a real billionaire, but he lost it all again. Now he's starting over, but we're his daddy.
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MSNBC 19h
Replying to @MSNBC
"We’d expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19." (2/2)
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Laurie Voss 20h
Replying to @strangetomato1
But we knew that already.
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Laurie Voss 20h
The president hasn't paid any taxes in 11 of the last 18 years. Will it matter at all?
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