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secretdonkey
And whatever rhymes with eloquent. Signifying nothing. Tenured dilettante. owes me $37.
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electrocutie 19h
Chewing so loud I can barely hear myself fart.
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secretdonkey 7h
Parkay!
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secretdonkey 8h
I couldn’t remember either, until I googled the tag line!
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secretdonkey 8h
That’s the exact GIF I almost used w the tweet!
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secretdonkey 8h
Replying to @PaperCakes
Are your boys school age? If so, classrooms or remote due to COVID?
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secretdonkey 8h
Replying to @PaperCakes
That sweet flavor of crab is one of my favorite things.
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secretdonkey 8h
Replying to @PaperCakes
Love the same seafood as you. Not big on raw oysters but like mussels, weird as they are. Asked you b/c my fishmonger has PEI mussels and I’ve never cooked them myself, but want to try.
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secretdonkey 8h
Replying to @PaperCakes
21° C on PEI is a bit warmer than I would have guessed for this hour.
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secretdonkey 8h
Replying to @PaperCakes
Knew I’d be jealous, lol! PEI is famous for seafood. Your thoughts about that?
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secretdonkey 9h
Replying to @PaperCakes
What is current temperature at your location? It’s 81° F at 1:00 a.m. here.
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secretdonkey 9h
Replying to @PaperCakes
I had to Google rosee sauce. Might have to try to try making it! ☺️
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secretdonkey 9h
Replying to @PaperCakes
Cool! 3 favorite foods?
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secretdonkey 9h
Well, officer, I suppose the most obvious explanation is I forgot to take my Ambien...
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secretdonkey 9h
Replying to @PaperCakes
What are your top 3 favorite animals?
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secretdonkey 10h
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.
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secretdonkey 11h
When Twitter keeps sneakily switching you from Latest Tweets to Top Tweets: 🖕
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POOPSCRUFFIN4U 16h
My dad is my best friend. Which is another way of saying that my mom fucked a golden retriever.
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secretdonkey 22h
Thank you for this thread!
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Dan Rather Aug 2
Perhaps Donald Trump doesn’t like the Postal Service because it delivers.
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Sooz🇨🇦 Aug 4
Square dancing in gym class would have been better with edibles.
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