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Jaunty Alouette
Musician, photographer, top-notch eater and more. Glasgow photos and daft wee greeting cards at
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Jaunty Alouette 13h
Replying to @CringeFactor40
Ugh I hate it when authors do that, just telling you big chunks of plot like lazy bastards. Won’t be reading this then!
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Maik Kho Jai 🇿🇦 Oct 14
It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents.
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Jaunty Alouette 24h
Replying to @pure_jonathan
Duchess of Donuts
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Jaunty Alouette 24h
I’m looking at painting some Christmas cards again this year. Ever wished you could find a card with something particular on it? Any suggestions welcome
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Jaunty Alouette 24h
Replying to @pure_jonathan
Better believe it! Not to mention the Mayor of Waffleopolis, and other such food-based dignitaries
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 16
Just booked flights home, and it’ll be the first time in 5 years that I’m blessing my family with the opportunity to spoil me on my birthday. It’s gonna be grand 🙌
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
A solid plan!
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
Why are people the worst?
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
Fucksake. I’m obviously a bit out of touch in that regard.
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
Oh I know you didn’t. I was just clarifying that I’m not someone who would attack you that way.
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
That seems reasonable. If you can keep an open ear and an open mind that’s the main thing.
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
Well I’m not proposing to do any of those things, and I know that even having this conversation is unlikely to make any difference. But I think it’s important to have civil dialogue about this stuff. Do you have the same stance on trans men?
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
It’s not an unreasonable assumption, considering that in my experience if you know people in any particular walk of life, you’re much more likely to come to understand and empathise with them.
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @newbelladee
Do you actually know any trans people? If it was just a costume to them, life would be a lot fucking easier.
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 15
Replying to @kermesinus
Wait c’mon now. Which family are we talking here.
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 14
Replying to @pure_jonathan
Well that’s all most corporations are after these days. Respect before sales, any day
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 14
Replying to @pure_jonathan
Hah yeah I don’t know why they don’t go in for more accuracy. Women crying over nothing whilst laughing at the stupidity of it all!
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 14
Haha well do feel free! If you end up wanting more than one thing, drop me a wee DM with what you’re after and I’ll give you mates’ rates 😘
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 14
Hey pals! Just in case you missed it, these are now available :)
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Jaunty Alouette Oct 14
This is what I was talking about the other day. Why are underwear models always cuddling and/or touching eachother awkwardly? I have literally never done this with my friends. I mean maybe I’m wrong in assuming they’re not all lesbians, but it does seem statistically unlikely.
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