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sand ghost
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at CES and folks, the AI is here and apparently it’s tits out on molly pic.twitter.com/EyPP54ixnN
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sand ghost
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Four years ago I defeated my nemesis and what I didn’t expect is that after the thrill life would lose its purpose, sometimes I wish I had died alongside him pic.twitter.com/ijLkH3SO5G
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sand ghost
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“The moon is beautiful tonight,” she says, confirming your fear. You can no longer see the moon. At first you thought you confused its cycles, then hoped it was just cloudy. But now the dread is overwhelming. The moon has abandoned you, and only you. “Yes” you say. “So beautiful”
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sand ghost
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5. sij |
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Sorry to be gone so long just started thinking about the size of whale souls ferrying through the night and had to take a couple months to process, ty for your patience pic.twitter.com/FKwev5g7Hj
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sand ghost
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found this dude trying to be a bush today and I told it it didn’t have to be a bush bc being a rock is cool af and it told me to “keeping walking bitch” and that suffering is relative to experience and damn pic.twitter.com/mmj46jmhVJ
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sand ghost
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7. sij |
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Going to bed but want y’all to know that over NYE holiday I found where the palms and the rocks whisper their secrets to each other and it was p fucking beautiful ❤️ pic.twitter.com/97WPYixZQc
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sand ghost
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5. sij |
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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
💯🥳🎉🙏🙏🎉🥳💯
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sand ghost
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6. sij |
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When you’re on a hotel elevator with a family you don’t know and overhear their conversation for two minutes and then your floor comes up, it’s normal to hug each of them goodnight before you leave right?
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sand ghost
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Holy shit pic.twitter.com/mqb0zsbuT5
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sand ghost
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14. sij |
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Doctor, showing me xrays:
it’s not good. here’s what normal bones look like, and here’s you. evil bones
Me: what?
Doctor: you’ve got evil-
My bones, from inside me:
B O N E S
Doctor, wagging finger at my bones: exactly
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sand ghost
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15. sij |
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You gotta what? Eat food every day or die? Stop with that toxic codependency. It’s 20 fucking 20 and it’s time to cancel food
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sand ghost
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17. sij |
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How are you even going to tell me I’m not goth I am literally full of blood
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sand ghost
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17. sij |
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Changed my corporate email signature from “Best,” to “I love you,” and now I cannot stop getting promotions
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sand ghost
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10. sij |
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I took this pic of a guy giving a presentation on in-car entertainment and every time I see it I feel like he is the incarnate homunculus of this family’s secret shame pic.twitter.com/S7DckDtowf
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sand ghost
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17. sij |
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If you ever feel lost and empty, think of the time I found the brown floral pearl button shirt that perfectly matches my brown floral crushed velvet rocking chair, and remember there is hope ✨ pic.twitter.com/tMBcCbLT6B
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sand ghost
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11. sij |
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It’s 2020 and the world is in crisis and my only new years resolution is to “get my vibe back,” what a world
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sand ghost
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Jupiter update: still there, good work Jupiter
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sand ghost
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I got a bed frame just weeks before bed-frame twitter hit and while I’m not flirty online I do take pride in the legitimacy, just woke up from a nap many inches off the ground like some kind of fkn middle class rooster god
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sand ghost
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They call it party size so when you eat the whole bag by yourself you can call it a party and not depression
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sand ghost
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Wile E. Coyote smokes a cigarette in his trailer, a masseuse working on an an anvil-shaped crick in his back. “Shove your notes up your ass Greg, I’m union, I get my 90 minutes” he yells when someone knocks at the door.
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