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Donald J. Drumpf 22 Jan 18
When you spend more on hush money to porn stars than you do on your wife's birthday present
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TomatoBisquette🍅 21 Jan 18
When I KNOW de way but SOMEONE toucha MY SPAGHET
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Dave Rickards 23 Jan 18
Whether Han Solo has the force or not
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SwymnasticARAT 21 Jan 18
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!?!
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Circles 21 Jan 18
Changing the position of the driver's seat and the mirrors in each other's car.
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Harold Itzkowitz 21 Jan 18
him fucking a porn star
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reenareena 21 Jan 18
Whose toothbrush Is whose
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eRN 21 Jan 18
The fact that I’m never ready on time. (I do try. I really do) cc:
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TomatoBisquette🍅 21 Jan 18
Where the "Base" is that you measure from... I NEED THOSE EXTRA CENTIMETERS DAMMIT!
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Your mom 21 Jan 18
whether it's "tide you over" or "tie you over"
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Katie 21 Jan 18
- Activation of the Halo rings to destroy all life in the galaxy in order to quell the Flood parasite VS. studying the parasite in order to find another way of destroying it to spare the innocents you swore to protect while upholding the Mantle.
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Kyle Newman 24 Jan 18
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PNW Paradise 21 Jan 18
Do you really need another jersey?... 😂
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Melissa G Bryant 21 Jan 18
That one time watched the ending of West world without me !
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Failing Youth Pastor 21 Jan 18
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calli 21 Jan 18
SNORING and how it’s rational to pinch your nose shut
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Ryan 21 Jan 18
you hit another pot hole.
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Daniel B.U.G. PTM 21 Jan 18
How to spend hypothetical lottery winnings.
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Miss Stella Anne 21 Jan 18
Who emptied the dishwasher last. Hint: it's me. It's always me.
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FuN dAd Todd 21 Jan 18
I remember my 1st wife and I once had a screaming match (well not really a match, more her screaming at me) in the middle of the store becasue I put the "wrong" cheese in the cart. Needless to say, we're not married anymore.
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