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JaKe W........................................😎🖕 May 23
Good evening Twitterverse! Its your old buddy Jake along with here for a Saturday game! Its memorial day, and face it. We all drink this weekend... So tell us your excuses with
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Rich (The Tweetist Formerly Known As Dad Bod 😷😎 May 23
It was the church picnic. Karen, probably
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Sanji Till May 23
I had a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink and a cider drink
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Peanut May 23
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Regina Spacola May 23
the bartender over poured...and by bartender I mean me.
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Sheryle B. May 23
I have 4 sons and 5 dogs and asshole neighbors and a crazy AF ex and I deserve it g*ddamnit!!
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷 May 23
I heard alcohol kills the virus.
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Regina Spacola May 23
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Regina Spacola May 23
I stole your whiskey to keep you from drunk driving. You're welcome!
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QuaranQat May 23
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Evan Van May 23
I like falling off of my Grandma's couch when i drink too much!
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Lisa Champney May 23
You said so. Can I have a second opinion?? 🤓
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Regina Spacola May 23
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Nathan Robson #42 May 23
I was trying to keep other people from getting Corona, so I had to drink it all myself.
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Rich (The Tweetist Formerly Known As Dad Bod 😷😎 May 23
I was drinking at The Mancave Biker Bar
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Arlene Woollard May 23
Jack made me drink the whole bottle
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Gaviscon' nowhere 😷 May 23
I have kids during a lockdown 🤷‍♂️
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Lisa Staying in the 313 May 23
I'm trying to forget who is in the WH 😒🙄
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Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷 May 23
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John Lane May 23
I was taking a break from acid.
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