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Seamus Dever
Lunatic, Lover, Poet
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Seamus Dever 2h
I cough loudly to cover the sound of opening my dog’s treat jar.
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Seamus Dever 22h
Replying to @jeffcannata
Btw, he’s handing someone a hat and not rescuing anyone. Just thinking that the photoshopper might have had a sardonic intent that is more “let them eat cake” than heroic.
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Seamus Dever Sep 23
Replying to @Hoigwai
Had to clean out the sink trap on the job at Burger King once.
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Seamus Dever Sep 23
Replying to @EmilyYaskowski
Hey hey! No freestyling!
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Seamus Dever Sep 23
Replying to @ericcbuss
What were they farming?
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Seamus Dever Sep 23
Worst Smell?
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Seamus Dever Sep 23
But GEORGY PORGY gets the job done.
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Seamus Dever Sep 23
Replying to @Rambopolitan
Someone’s gonna sit at the kids table
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Seamus Dever Sep 23
Replying to @delicatestorms
Why, thank you.
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Seamus Dever Sep 22
Replying to @AoDespair
“In these days of evil Presidentes...”
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Seamus Dever Sep 21
Pretty sure somebody missed the point.
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Seamus Dever Sep 21
Replying to @curriegraham
What’s “Homocide?”
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Seamus Dever Sep 20
Replying to @L_Peckham
It’s days are numbered
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Seamus Dever Sep 20
Pretty excited about iOS 12 and the thrust with which it will push my iPhone towards obsolescence.
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Seamus Dever Sep 19
Replying to @AlexisGirlNovak
You go to the Rite Aid on Fairfax and Sunset too?
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Seamus Dever Sep 18
Replying to @richkeith
This is my least favorite time of year around here.
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Seamus Dever Sep 17
Apparently I haven’t been wearing a Balaclava while kettle-belling all these years.
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Seamus Dever Sep 17
Plus that’s my actual kitchen. When it’s really clean.
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Seamus Dever Sep 17
Did a brand partnership with to teach me about . It’s a pretty cool system and they taught me a lot.
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Seamus Dever Sep 16
Replying to @AlexEdelman
We can bring it back Alex. You and I can rebuild it.
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