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Seamus Dever
Lunatic, Lover, Poet
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Seamus Dever Feb 20
Low key, that’s my GTA V escape from the cops move too. But I usually end up at the docks.
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Seamus Dever Feb 20
“I wonder what Lindsey Vonn is doing at this exact moment?” - every NBC Olympic producer/ No one who’s watching the Olympics on NBC.
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Juliana Dever Feb 20
These three. Everyday at Casa Dever is love your pet day, but I'm still waiting for them to take me out to dinner at LEAST once.
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Seamus Dever Feb 20
"A lie, told often enough, becomes the truth" - V.I. Lenin
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Seamus Dever Feb 19
I get a lot of nervous, pre-flight phone calls from . This explains all of them. Read it!
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Seamus Dever Feb 19
I've spent 2 hours of my day trying to figure out (cyberstalking) Elizabeth Swaney and I am utterly fascinated.
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Seamus Dever Feb 19
Replying to @NatashaNicholes
That was some early 90s Columbo. He played two different guest murderers on Columbo. Once in 1991 and earlier as a doctor/murderer in a 1975 episode. Man, I would've loved to play a murderer on Columbo.
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Seamus Dever Feb 18
Replying to @NatashaNicholes
Columbo Sundays. Which one is on?
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Seamus Dever Feb 18
Replying to @NathanFillion
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Seamus Dever Feb 17
Replying to @pattonoswalt @UnderCJ
Patton, cool it. He’s got a tee time to make!
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Seamus Dever Feb 17
Replying to @Cormac_Neville
In 2001, the Coldplay dimension intersected the Travis dimension and the two swapped bodies. A similar thing happened in 1985 with Cyndi Lauper and Madonna. Science...
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Seamus Dever Feb 17
I’d like to live in a reality where all the Olympians skate to Travis instead of Coldplay.
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Seamus Dever Feb 16
It's all about the power of Yes. Looking forward to John Seed's new self help program.
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Seamus Dever Feb 16
Replying to @AnthonyStarke
I skipped the gift shop. Too many samovars.
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Seamus Dever Feb 16
Replying to @jeffcannata
And lilacs. It’s beautiful in the spring.
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Seamus Dever Feb 16
I went to a Russian Troll Farm once. It was enchanting. And they served Pelmeni.
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Seamus Dever Feb 16
Henry Ford was scared of jazz in the 1920s and didn't want white people dancing to it so he campaigned to have square dancing taught in schools. And that's how I got to hold hands with a girl in 4th grade. Thanks, Harry!
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Seamus Dever Feb 16
Looks awesome. Can't wait to play this.
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Seamus Dever Feb 15
Replying to @NatashaNicholes
No Columbo?!? Columbo is the best.
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Seamus Dever Feb 14
Happy 106th birthday, Arizona!
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