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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods.
Friendly. Probably. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Minor psychic abilities, Technologist, Data Scientist, Yeti, Tyromancer, and occasional borborygmi. .ǝɯ ǝןʇɹɐʇs ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝןd
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. 50m
Still a valid point.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. 16h
Captain Marvel kills again. The good Captain os awfully quick to snuff the lights out of a dragon whose teeth and claws cannot even hurt the red fellow.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 23
Captain Marvel can't be bothered with relocating dangerous animals, or even putting them in cages. Instead, he just does the equivalent of putting kittens in sack with rocks and tossing them in a lake.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 22
My week on Twitter 🎉: 2 Likes. See yours with
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 22
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 21
Captain Marvel needlessly kills the last animal of its kind. One Dr. Sivana rescued! Whiz Comics 11
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 21
That is not a good way to drag an elephant, Captain Marvel !
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 21
Pyewacket lounging around at his grandparents house for Easter breakfast.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 20
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 20
What happens when my friend and I state aloud thoughts about voting for Elizabeth Warren.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 20
I don't blame Sivana at this point. I also learned that Captain Marvel is vulnerable to gas attacks?
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 20
Flying things with nerve toxins on my porch. In friendly and jerkwad editions.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 20
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 19
Seriously, Captain Marvel? Just getting clear and not trying to save him? You do have the speed of Mercury, y'know. Not really making a heroic effort, there. No wonder Sivana hates you.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 19
Replying to @schemaly
That is beyond nuts
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 19
Sesame Street: Respect is Coming
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 19
Slow your roll, Captain Marvel! Isn't anger one of those sins?
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 19
More than a few of them here.
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 19
Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts
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Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods. Apr 19
The ruins of Aleister Crowley's house on Loch Ness are for sale.
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