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John Scalzi
Unlike Voltaire, I have never prayed to God to make my enemies ridiculous, yet God has seen fit to make them so anyway, and I am thankful.
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Paul Niemeyer Jun 28
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I didn’t realize I was your enemy; I’m always amazed by the ridiculousness of my life.
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John Scalzi Jun 28
Replying to @PaulNiemeyer1
BITTER ENEMIES, SIR
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Brian Wells Jun 28
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Voltaire: And make my enemies ridiculous. God: You got it, John. Voltaire: No, my name is- God: Scalzi. Voltaire: I am the famous writer- God: John Scalzi. Voltaire: You are God. Surely you know who I am. God: Yes, but it's funnier this way. And don't call me Shirley.
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Gary Hyslop Jun 28
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That tweet may actually out-Voltaire Voltaire.
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Scott C Jun 28
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I *do* enjoy watching my enemies destroy themselves.
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M.M. Schill Jun 28
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To Voltaire! He did the heavy lifting, praying hard so we don't have to!
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Kelly Rhoads Jun 28
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"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." -Voltaire
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Lance Maurer Jun 29
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OMG - I am so using this...
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Did I really say that? Jun 29
Replying to @scalzi
I respect my enemies' opinions, no matter how despicable, inane, or ridiculous.
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