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John Scalzi
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John Scalzi 48m
Replying to @SteamboatLion
I don't drink coffee either.
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John Scalzi 7h
Replying to @kithrup
YES I KNOW
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John Scalzi 8h
Replying to @ploeg_
CHILDREN'S ICE CREAM!
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John Scalzi 8h
Replying to @dennis_p
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT DENNIS
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John Scalzi 8h
Replying to @Oneoneder
I save it for the second date
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John Scalzi 8h
People ask me, "Scalzi, is there a single photo of you that accurately captures the raw sensuality you exude that enraptures people of all genders and sexualities?" And I say, why yes, this one best exemplifies my uncontainable, primal hotness. Feast on it, my friends.
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John Scalzi 8h
Replying to @carlatheviking
Write sober, let someone else edit.
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John Scalzi 8h
I don't drink alcohol so this would be wasted on me. On the other hand I don't drink any bad beer either (the Coors Light was for a guest who likes Coors Light, so Coors Light it is).
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John Scalzi 9h
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John Scalzi 9h
Replying to @joeyalison
Nope. He got his name from his smudgy face.
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John Scalzi 9h
Smudge, about to make a grave error.
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John Scalzi 9h
There are two kinds of bots on Twitter: Actual bots, and real live people who sound so much like bots that they might have been programmed by a Russian coder. Both get blocked.
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John Scalzi 13h
Replying to @LeeFlower
My mother-in-law made them! They're fabulous.
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John Scalzi 13h
Replying to @bistromath2013
Pulled pork sandwich.
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John Scalzi 13h
Replying to @J_MartinKY
Yup!
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John Scalzi 13h
Replying to @karohemd
Pie came later.
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John Scalzi 13h
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John Scalzi 16h
Replying to @lawrenceschimel
I don't know how to feel about this.
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John Scalzi 17h
Replying to @scottlynch78
Aaaaand now it's the 2nd post on the Reddit front page, so that's a thing. Also, and for the record, the original Twitter post I was responding to was by , whose name was (I'm sure unintentionally) snipped out of the screenshot. I'm attaching it here for posterity.
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John Scalzi 17h
Replying to @nnschiller
I was thinking specifically of novelists, and specifically science fiction, not fantasy (although, seriously, the line there is soooooo wobbly at this point).
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