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John Scalzi
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John Scalzi 2h
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John Scalzi 2h
Replying to @jimcollins
In fact he was a brilliant surgeon in his prime. He wouldn't be my first choice today, but that's because I don't think he's done surgery for a while. If he kept up the practice, I'd be fine with him.
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John Scalzi 3h
Replying to @BillBeaird
Nah. (that's aside from the fact he didn't know what the "o" stood for. Either of them in your case)
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John Scalzi 3h
Replying to @rubytwill
(I just posted highlighting your comment and I think it may come across as I'm rebutting you rather than agreeing with you; sorry if there's confusion about this in comments that come to you.)
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John Scalzi 3h
I COULD do brain surgery. You wouldn't like the results.
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John Scalzi 3h
Replying to @Baconpwn @rubytwill
I think that was the point being made; I was just amplifying it.
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John Scalzi 3h
Replying to @scalzi
(Also, I think the original poster and I are agreeing generally, but I wanted to be explicit about this.)
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John Scalzi 3h
He's a brain surgeon who doesn't know what an REO is, which strongly indicates he's incompetent in his current job. Fun fact: Being a brain surgeon doesn't mean jack shit about your ability/competence in any other field, especially one which requires specialized knowledge.
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John Scalzi 3h
From the beginning I've just assumed that any member of the Trump administration is abjectly incompetent and/or wildly corrupt unless explicitly proven otherwise, and sadly this policy has never steered me wrong.
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John Scalzi 5h
Your reminder that is an account of nothing but cat pictures, if you or someone you know needs that in your life right now.
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John Scalzi 5h
Replying to @ceruleansky
Man on pause. Midlifestyle.
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John Scalzi 6h
Lol. Leaving Grisham aside, I agree with this sentiment 100%. There's always a book that doesn't work for someone, and that book varies from person to person. And of course some people won't like more than one. Some will dislike them all!
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John Scalzi 6h
Today happens to be National Schedule Yourself on a Redeye Flight, Get Home at 8:30am, Go Right To Bed, Then Get Up at 1pm and Then Be Mostly Useless For The Rest of the Day Day, and that's awesome, because guess what I just did
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John Scalzi 6h
Replying to @jakethornton
It's a great concept and someone should definitely make a series about it.
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John Scalzi 6h
HOW DARE YOU PAUL
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Maurice Broaddus 7h
For those who have no clue what The Usual Suspects is about, I stop by 's THE BIG IDEA blog feature to talk about it.
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John Scalzi 10h
Home again. And now: Sleep.
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John Scalzi 18h
There is an unusually large number of people with black eyes on this flight.
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John Scalzi 20h
Airport sunset.
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