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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire
Writes semi coherent code, less so words. iOS Lead at Content Square. Words are someone else’s entirely. Often change my name to lyrics because why not 🤷‍♂️
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Mike Conley @mconley@mastodon.social Jul 12
Replying to @skirani
12. A 10x engineer is usually levitating, and farting out 1's and 0's as they whiteboard a proof that P=NP. They stopped sleeping before they were born. They are usually typing on two keyboards simultaneously.
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Grady Booch Jul 9
I have the title for my next book on software engineering. "The Mythical Elon Month."
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This Morning Jul 9
A shopper in Croydon did a double take doing his weekly shop when he spotted a steak that had a startling resemblance to… Russian leader Vladimir Putin! Have you ever seen any famous faces in your food? We want to see!
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Ulysses Jul 9
Asking about Ulysses on iOS 13, iPadOS and macOS Catalina? In short: We advise *against* installing these betas. We will also *not* offer a beta version of Ulysses for them until we’re confident in you data’s safety. For now, we aren’t. Full story here:
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jul 9
Replying to @rmondello @zwaldowski
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Maxwell Jul 9
If you don’t like how Zoom bypasses safari security wait till you see how Google Chrome proxies USB / HID clients 🤭
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jul 3
Dark season 2 was amazing as expected. I really want to talk about that ending, but spoilers 🤐
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive Jul 2
. Here is my letter of resignation.
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Austin Johnsen Jun 28
TIL that if you go North of the Arctic Circle in the summer and bring a MacBook with Night Shift set to be triggered by sunrise/sunset, the process will go into an infinite loop because the sun never sets...
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jun 28
Boeing just seems like one of those companies I am just going to give a miss for a while.
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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive Jun 28
“Steve Jobs would never have let me leave Apple.”
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jun 28
Hey, thanks for the great app! Question, and sorry if this has been mentioned somewhere else, but do you plan on providing some sort of support for web sockets in the future?
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jun 28
Replying to @rhysforyou
Completely agree, it was a great article. It is going to be interesting to see what effects this has on Apple’s design. Yet, for some reason, that line annoyed me more than I should have let it 🤷‍♂️
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jun 27
“Fifth: Fuck this “sir” shit. We don’t have titles in the United States.” You don’t have titles of ‘nobility’ but you sure as fuck have titles, you dip shit. Senator, President, Dr, etc
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jun 27
Was writing with a pencil (not Pencil) today and double tapped it to activate the “eraser”. 😑
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Overcast Jun 24
A little over 1,898 years.
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Jeff Atwood Jun 20
Can we all just agree at this point that "we don't need strict typing, unit testing is all you need" was dumb, wrong .. and bad?
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Sir Daniel Fortesque Jun 18
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Standing on the mainland, the seas on fire Jun 21
Replying to @sboddeus
Prior to knowing this the only “fix” I had was pausing and playing the video rapidly. Which I guess eventually made the system prioritise the Safari VideToolBox requests over the Stupid Chrome/Electron one 🤷‍♂️
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