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Savannah Flowers
Caffeinated Hufflepuff, traveler and writer. She/her
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Savannah Flowers Apr 3
For all you sad sports people, now is the time to get into live dungeons and dragons. I am on the edge of my seat, shouting and clapping.
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Savannah Flowers Apr 1
First time watching live (though it's pre-recorded) now that I've finally caught up! Current obsession: Fantasy High from Dimension 20 on Dropout!
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Sam Sykes Mar 30
“You enter a large cave. The Orcs’ trail led you here. Now, before you lie three paths, one of—“ “i jump into the water” “You can’t keep jumping in the water. There is no water here.” “are there any clams” “Stop asking that.” “i cast detect clam” “That’s not a spell.”
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Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress Mar 31
I've been successfully self-isolated for long enough now that the most dangerous thing in my life is the fact that I for some reason own green hair dye
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Savannah Flowers Mar 25
"There's no pirate that can see the horizon in a squall. That doesn't mean it's not there." -words from that feel especially important right now. Also, how good is ??
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Savannah Flowers Mar 23
Replying to @landofdeed
Gotta say, as someone who grew up in South Carolina, don't think that one is true. :)
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Savannah Flowers Mar 23
I totally agree, but did we all know that Chris Cuomo and Andrew Cuomo were related? Was that public knowledge?
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Alton Brown Mar 20
Just because we can’t go to the theater doesn’t mean we can’t have popcorn at the movies.
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Savannah Flowers Mar 21
Alton Brown really is out there doing the necessary videos, huh? He's got a great handwashing video and now one on popcorn?! What did we do to deserve ?
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Savannah Flowers Mar 21
When your husband accuses you of eating all the quarantine snacks.
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Ana Navarro-Cárdenas Mar 19
Whether your last name is Burr or Loeffler, and are an R or D, if your immediate reaction upon learning of an impending pandemic, is to take advantage of your privilege to put yourself in a better position than other Americans, you’re no public servant. You’re self-serving jerk.
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Savannah Flowers Mar 18
This video is making me realize that not everyone in the world uses the phrase "chicken juice" and it's making me actually think about the phrase and I can't handle this.
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Justin “Hoops” McElroy Mar 18
A lot of people are probably wondering what they can do from their homes to help the world weather this storm. I have a serious proposal for you in these trying times: Call your dumbest friend.
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Evan McMurry Mar 16
oh my god, the chicago aquarium closed due to coronavirus, so they let the penguins run around and check out the other exhibits. (staff was present.)
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shannon constantine Mar 15
You think this quarantine is a joke, but if the March sisters had just Venmoed the Hummels instead of visiting their infected home, Beth would be alive today.
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Savannah Flowers Mar 15
Just finished the season finale of and it was perfection. I am already waiting for season 2!!
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Savannah Flowers Mar 15
Replying to @travismcelroy
Also, a simple pattern that makes you happy and excited. I had a really hard time with simple rectangles but got really into it when I realized I could make a stuffed animal. Even a simple cloth ball can be super easy!
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Savannah Flowers Mar 15
Replying to @travismcelroy
Preferably a related/nonrelated grandmother to "teach" you by grabbing the needles out of your hand any time you're confused and doing it herself and then hours later on YouTube so she can brag that she taught you.
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Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress Mar 12
Walk up to the club like whaddup it's finally empty enough in here that I don't have an anxiety attack and leave without telling my friends
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Savannah Flowers Mar 14
Replying to @ScottWesterfeld
Honestly, I'd love an animated series similar to Into the Spiderverse where pretties, uglies, and specials are all drawn in different animation types.
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