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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹
Sexuality Educator & Consultant // Lover of Whiskey and Wit // Good-Hearted Anxious Ball of Attempts // All Nonsense Business Woman // She/her
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Asia Cheyanne 15h
Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get a piece of cake
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Michell a.ka. Killa Chell a.k.a. Not Michelle 11h
This is without question the greatest twitter thread ever
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ 10h
Replying to @sassysexologist
Unless you classify despair over my memory capacity as a substance.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ 10h
Replying to @sassysexologist
And no, I was not and am not under the influence of any substances.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ 10h
Replying to @sassysexologist
Today I remembered him and then I became concerned (and, frankly, remain concerned) that the knowledge of his existence is taking up precious memory space in my brain.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ 10h
Remember Jonathan Taylor Thomas?
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Dec 10
I need a makeout partner
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🀢🏻 Jingle Kells πŸŽ„ Dec 10
I drink tons of diet soda, too. Trump's Diet Coke intake being major national news seems like fat shaming. IDGAF what his eating and drinking habits are. Let's focus on the fascism, m'kay?
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sami Dec 9
every time i go to plug my charger in and miss the charger port i remember that bbc sherlock holmes will use this to accuse me of alcohol abuse
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Ω‹ Dec 8
I WISH I COULD BREATHE
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Ryan North Pole 16 Dec 15
*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird
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Boog Dec 8
*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied
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Dax, defiant. πŸ’«β˜­ ✨ Dec 7
trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings trans lives > cis feelings
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Dec 8
I'm also pissy because I'm sick of folks not from Alabama talking shit about Alabama.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Dec 8
Apple products are not intuitive don't @ me
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jax frost Dec 2
Yeah sex is cool but what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold. I can't hear ya. I say what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold. Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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Hot Take Appreciator Dec 7
Yeah sex is cool but have you tried eating the plums that were in the icebox
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donate to my indiegogo please Dec 7
why did one of my guests in animal crossing request me to build a damn SPACE SHUTTLE? we are in the woods, filbert
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Eric Sprankle, PsyD Dec 6
Nudity isn't innately sexual. Porn isn't innately harmful. Sex work isn't innately exploitative. BDSM isn't innately abusive. Repeat this until you stop shaming, stigmatizing, and criminalizing.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Dec 7
I'm about to eat at Margaritaville for the second time in 24 hours because it's cold outside. That's too many times for anyone to eat at Margaritaville.
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