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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹
Sexuality Educator & Consultant // Lover of Whiskey and Wit // Good-Hearted Anxious Ball of Attempts // All Nonsense Business Woman // She/her
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Sarah Lazarus May 24
men announcing they've grown are like kids announcing they're asleep. we shouldn't be able to hear ya right now buddy
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Katelyn Burns 16h
Congrats also to the Irish trans men and AFAB nonbinary people who are often rendered invisible in the repro rights debate.
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Kelly Ellis May 25
Delivery minimums are the natural enemy of the single person
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Dana Schwartz May 25
HARRY POTTER: hmm what grown up job do i want [incredible at teaching his peers to do patronus spells, natural leader, "hogwarts is my home"] READER: obviously defense against the dark arts professoβ€” HARRY: wizard cop 😎
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out of context bojack horseman Mar 9
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 25
I know my body needs water but my SOUL needs Diet Coke.
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jaboukie young-white May 25
i like: βšͺ️ women βšͺ️ men πŸ”˜ that boom boom pow them chickens jacking my style trying to copy my swagger i'm on that next shit now i'm so 3008 you so 2000 late i got that boom boom boom that future boom boom boom let me get it now
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 25
Megalovania is my ringtone and also it sometimes pops up on pandora and I wonder who's calling me. It's no one.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 25
Replying to @Alicenbruk
Punch Dean in the face for me.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 25
Replying to @sassysexologist
I misgendered one of my best friends, got really rude work emails, and entirely fucked up a big part of my job. IT SUCKED.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 25
oh my god I'm remembering all the stress dreams I had last night and they SUCKED.
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thot: ragnarok May 23
Ladies, imagine this: It’s 15 years from now. You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him: SHIA LEBEOUF
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 24
Just had the most fulfilling turkey and cheese sandwich OF MY LIFE.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 24
Replying to @Galia
Yes. I am v v v v v conflicted
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 24
Replying to @Galia
I uh... I might move? Idk what to do and I am freaking out a bit. I just keep saying β€œshit” over and over again.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 24
Replying to @Galia
Yup!
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 24
Well.... I am probably going to get a job offer and I don’t know what to do with these feelings.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 23
I am v anxious but I promised people I’d go to quizzooooooooo
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Ezra Brooks May 21
By Age 35 You should have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me this meme is hilarious so tweetable and so old
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ May 22
Replying to @Alicenbruk
A+
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