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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹
Sexuality Educator & Consultant // Lover of Whiskey and Wit // Good-Hearted Anxious Ball of Attempts // All Nonsense Business Woman // She/her
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paper bag Feb 17
β€œthere’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of β€œyikes”
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Lulu Cheng Feb 17
I got 99 tabs but I generally know where things are
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Feb 13
I SO love having an exhausting day and knowing I have an exhausting day tomorrow and not being able to sleep bc of anxiety.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Feb 13
Replying to @Polly_gon
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Improbable Joe Feb 13
Here's a concept people miss: People don't stay on public assistance because the programs are too generous, but because they aren't generous enough.
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Feb 13
Thinking about all the shit I have going on career-wise in the next several months and I just hear Garfield the Deals Warlock yelling, "I love it! Chase that paper, son!'
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Feb 12
Oh my god this was the worst decision
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Ben Philippe Feb 11
Mitchum Huntzberger was an astute judge of character misrepresented as a villain.
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Susie Dent Feb 12
I love the old markers of time. To go with β€˜fortnight’ (fourteen nights), English once had the lovely β€˜sennight’ (seven nights) for a week, too. β€˜Yestreen’ meant β€˜last evening’, β€˜ere-yesterday’ was the day before yesterday, and β€˜overmorrow’ the day after tomorrow.
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FirstTimeDad Feb 10
Voldemort: I’m here to kill Harry Pott- [struggling to open baby gate] James Potter: push down and then pull back Voldemort: I am [still struggling] Lily Potter: jiggle it he needs to jiggle it Voldemort: I AM JIGGLING IT; You know what forget it I’ll come back when he’s 10
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Ray Feb 10
TIMMY: What's that, girl? LASSIE (echoing from the bottom of a well): *bark bark bark* TIMMY: You say you're aware of the irony of the situation?
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πŸŒ™ Feb 10
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Feb 10
I've eaten two (2) while meals today!
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MichΓ¦l Lu†z Feb 9
JK Rowling has trapped us in this bizarre reverse Misery situation where the famous author is holding everyone hostage and just won't stop telling the story
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Feb 10
Replying to @mildlyadorable
Ahhh enjoy!
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TJ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ Feb 10
My entire life right now is a lot of waiting occasionally interrupted by rejection.
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Ally Carter Feb 9
"At least it's almost bed time." *looks at clock* (It's 3:55.)
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Elsa Sjunneson-Henry The Fiction Writing Cyclops Feb 8
So. If you think the Gerber Baby with Down Syndrome is cute, maybe work toward making the world a better and more accessible place for disabled people, so when that baby grows up they have civil rights?
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Sean Leahy Feb 8
Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'
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