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Jaclyn Sassoon
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 8
when you wake up for the second time on Saturday to sleep in and start your day at...7:45am
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 7
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 7
Replying to @sassy429
and btw she wasn’t rude, or condescending (at least not like I’d be). can’t imagine the calls she gets. i did try & search schedules, it was slightly confusing which is why i called. but her response was amazing. i had to hold back a laugh. not at her, just in appreciation.
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 7
the most thing i’ve heard since the ... called about their weekend schedule - didn’t really check or search bc i find ppl more accurate. the response as to why there’s no weekend service? “well, we are in a pandemic”. 😂👏🏻😂👏🏻 well done ma’am.
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 6
wrong number calls my phone. happens all the time. but I identify myself in my outgoing voicemail by name, so why does the wrong number insist on leaving a message so emphatically for “Pat”? clearly the recording you just heard was not that of “Pat’s”!
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 4
observation: a lot of guys are “on the hunt for the perfect pizza” on these dating apps in the NYC area. i gotta tell ya...not much happens once you think you’ve found it. except you hear about a better place like, a month later.
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 4
Replying to @kumailn
You mean dinner?
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 3
Replying to @mattymcd
The stories on both of them are as shocking as the shit about Lea, Louie and let’s all say it together...Harvey motherf$&!ing Weinstein. The clutched pearls from anyone are ridic. Brad Garrett isn’t afraid 😂
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 3
Replying to @mattymcd
YUP
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 3
Replying to @mattymcd
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 3
Replying to @mattymcd
Let’s move on to the “idea” of having another well known a-hole take her place. Can everyone put out the JC stories from now so these rumors can be put to rest already 🙄
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Jaclyn Sassoon Aug 3
i’m on my phone floating in a pool and i have a tendency to flail violently when approached by the smallest of flying...things. seems super dumb.
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 31
As we all wait to see what happens in future episodes of
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 28
has anyone ever woke up with a line from a show running through your head but you can’t exactly place it? you can sort of see the scene and characters in your mind and it runs over and over driving you mad trying to figure it out?
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 27
thank you both for the inspo! (plus I technically got myself in there 😉)
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 27
Replying to @LanceUlanoff
Hide updates from certain people. Kind of the like a Mute on LI.
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 24
Replying to @EllenBroude
hiiiiiii 😆 it’s not you!! i can see you!! these are ghost likes. i mean, i’ll take them, likes be likes!! ❤️❤️❤️ that 🤭 all day!
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 24
can i just ask? (tho, who is really telling me no here) what’s up with these mysterious twitter likes? why do i have likes on tweets but i can’t see who they’re from? what’s 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 point 👏🏻
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 24
yogurt parfait. and i love it 🥰
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Jaclyn Sassoon Jul 24
I can’t be the first to plead this. And livestream discussion was awesome this week. but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can you do a one-off special with Fiona treating patients during the pandemic???
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