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sarah jasmon
Writer of fiction & non-fiction, researcher of waterways, teacher of creative writing, tattooed yogi, happy mama. Rep'd by
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sarah jasmon 5h
Replying to @LizTipping @karamina
Totally like Flashdance. Except I'm sexier. (Spot the deliberate errors in the above statement 🤣)
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Sarah Vaughan 7h
I don't think we can RT this enough at the moment (not that doing so will have any impact.)
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sarah jasmon 6h
Replying to @LizTipping @karamina
Done the MA, doing the PhD, considering the full Cert Ed if I ever have time... And also, inspired by 's new directional energy, am considering a diploma in welding. I kid you not.
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Steve Lawrence 10h
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sarah jasmon 7h
Replying to @HattyEliza
Is this another train fine or the one from the other week..?
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sarah jasmon 7h
Replying to @HattyEliza
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sarah jasmon 10h
Small mercies... And always the happiness which is the British Bulldog on Deadringers, of course.
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sarah jasmon 11h
With the caveat that everything Davis says is deeply irritating, yes.
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sarah jasmon 16h
Replying to @yrosered
I can't find a gif which illustrates the dire PM candidate field, so this will have to do. And they are the start of the zombie apocalypse.
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sarah jasmon 16h
It's a sobering thought that, after a parliamentary term with Boris, we might look back at the last 3 years as a golden time. You know, like how George Dubya looks great in comparison to Trump.
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sarah jasmon 16h
Replying to @yrosered
Shortage of candidates there, tbh.
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sarah jasmon 16h
I did read an article where the writer spent a week at a spa with a lot of colonic irrigation, and the photographer flushed out a piece of lego he'd swallowed when he was seven...
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sarah jasmon 17h
Replying to @karamina
One drawback to it all is not enough time to meet up with people. But once I get this round of editing done, I have a definite window for tea and cake moments! x
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William Sutcliffe May 23
Imagine a family holiday where half the people in the car want the radio on and half want it off. The people who want it on can’t agree which station they want. Everyone is shouting. The holiday has so far lasted 3 years. Nobody is allowed to leave the car. That’s the UK.
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Emma Curtis May 23
My proof copies have arrived! Tah dah! And OMG they are gorgeous! . So pleased these beauties are finally winging their way to advance readers😘♥️♥️♥️🥂🎉 Thanks ⁦⁩ ⁦
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sarah jasmon 19h
Replying to @karamina
It’s SO EXCITING to get back into academic work! I was still HE-ing when did mine, but it worked fine. And somehow am teaching, writing and doing PhD now... It’s worth it if you love it. Also opens up opportunities. Never regretted it ✌️
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sarah jasmon May 23
I want to know if anyone has ever seen one of those with the sides up?
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Sarah Vaughan May 23
Before Boris Johnson becomes prime minister, I thought I'd blog about my experience of him lying.
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sarah jasmon May 23
Replying to @benjaminjudge
Me too. Very weird seeing Tommy Robinson on there. Hope he gets macerated.
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sarah jasmon May 22
Replying to @GaryusherChef
Plus I can't think of a single time when I took any notice of anything in Manchester Confidential.
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