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sarah jasmon
Boat, children, dogs, cats. Author THE SUMMER OF SECRETS (Black Swan, 2015). Creative Geog PhD in progress @ MMU. Assoc. lecturer in Creative Writing at same.
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sarah jasmon 2h
This is one of those useful things I might just remember. It's like MAGIC.
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sarah jasmon Nov 19
We’ve just pulled into a gateway (referred to as ‘the usual gateway’) so that my mum can throw old potatoes into a field for the fox
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sarah jasmon Nov 19
Replying to @scraphamster
Mum: it was funny at my christening, do you remember? Me: Um, well...
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sarah jasmon Nov 19
Replying to @sarahontheboat
I still don’t know who she means.
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sarah jasmon Nov 19
‘I’ll tell you who lives down here. She used to dance but now she’s got ovarian cancer.’
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sarah jasmon Nov 17
Replying to @QueBarbaraMary
‘Smoking’s allowed, it’s what makes all those clouds, am down you don’t have to sit at the bar.’ 😊 And congrats on novel news 🤞 for the shortlist!! X
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sarah jasmon Nov 17
Crisps, you say? I’m in 😬
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sarah jasmon Nov 17
Replying to @QueBarbaraMary
That’s making me sing some Loudon Wainwright.
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sarah jasmon Nov 15
Part of the reason my train is running half an hour late is because they had to stop and wait ‘until they could see down the line’. Maybe Northern Rail could take on the Brexit negotiations?
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C.L. Taylor Nov 15
My sister's partner works in a women's refuge in Brighton. They have put together an Amazon list so the children can have a good Christmas. Presents are as little as 57p. If you can help, that would be wonderful. If you can't every RT will help.
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sarah jasmon Nov 15
a. There is NO WAY any of this can ever come to a logical end. b. So many good tweets to be made about Chris Grayling.
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Jess Phillips Nov 15
I shall employ my mom's best slight here. He takes up space that could be filled with a nice chest of drawers
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George Eaton Nov 15
Fitting that Chris Grayling's resignation is running hours late.
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Rachael Swindon #GTTO Nov 15
Rumours circulating Chris Grayling is considering his future. What a shame he didn’t do that before wrecking every department that’s ever been cursed with his ‘leadership’.
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GeorgeMonbiot Nov 15
Replying to @GeorgeMonbiot
I could not give a damn about the Conservative government ripping itself apart. I could give a damn about it ripping the rest of us apart as it fights its internecine wars.
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sarah jasmon Nov 15
Replying to @Damian_Barr
We’re fucked, whatever.
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The Secret Barrister Nov 15
Apparently Dominic Raab has just resigned. This is most inconvenient as I’m part-way through a rant about Shailesh Vara and can only concentrate on making comments about one useless lawyer at a time.
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sarah jasmon Nov 15
Replying to @benjaminjudge
And it’s a synecdoche. I’m quite pleased to have the opportunity to use that word, though I did have to look it up with one of those rambling Google searches where you don’t really know how to put it but the answer magically appears.
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sarah jasmon Nov 15
I watched The Death of Stalin last night, and it's now impossible to picture the Brexit process without seeing cabinet ministers jockeying for power like Stalin's inner circle. I bet Esther McVey is livid that Raab beat her to resignation this morning.
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sarah jasmon Nov 15
The most creative writing I’m seeing atm is the expected train arrival times for trains on the app
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